Stun Traps

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[wishcraft @_wishcraft]

people will be like "i hate fantasy" and then watch shows where the cops are good guys

[amanda 🩷 @AmandaDannielle]

I would've started stealing.

[ig: shereenshafi @shereeny]

maybe children do not dream of labor

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

my friend confirmed that my apartment looks like ‘if a middle schooler had money all of a sudden’ and it gives me peace

[Cobie @cobie]

STOP VIEWING NFTS

MORE VIEWS DIRECTLY INCREASES PLANET DYING

CLOSE UR GOD DAMN FCUKING EYES U MONSTERS

[Voyevoda @honzogonzo]

People making fun of nft's while spending $400 on gacha to get the summer jpg of their favorite character

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

she sends you a pic in the shower.

maybe that’s her Old Spice 5-in-1 in the background.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

bitcoin over 31k

now you can finally afford to do things with the escort that your ex let you do for free.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

your grandpa worked two shifts and drove through the snow to spend the late hours with your grandma, unwrapping presents, shivering together under blankets.

you order IHOP after smoking weed at 9am. buy an extra game at the Steam store. end up jerking off three times today.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

“i hope i don’t get pulled over,” you say driving 80 down Tropicana, Young Thug blasting, eyes glazed.

[Blockhead @OhYouBlockhead]

you take another Xanax waiting in line for your SSRI refill.

your 30 minute zoom call with your new therapist was productive. two new prescriptions.

people who refuse medication don’t understand— you aren’t a snowflake, you’re part of the avalanche.

[Voyevoda @honzogonzo]

tfw no 3.14 goth gamer girlfriend, all my girlfriends are fucking supermodel cheerleaders

[Stun Traps @StunTraps]

@MastaStef @The__Doza Drinking cough syrup lookin asses