Stupid Poolman

Super Lucky Husband and Dad, Science Lover. Pool and Spa Guru.

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@ScienceNews I already knew this.

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@sciam Bah!! Sorcery!!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I need to reassess my life. I got Jabba the Hutt. https://t.co/R7vMv5eaBk

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Just an FYI: The proper word for someone from Venus, -- the planet of love, beauty, and its consequences — is “Venereal.” But medical doctors took the word before astrophysicists did. So we’re stuck with “Venusians”.

[Ajit Johnson Nirmal @ajitjohnson_n]

Latest from Boston Dynamics.

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@lexknowsnews Tax dollars hard at work.

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@KTLAMorningNews Must have been tweekin’

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@ShellFairbanks So glad my wife doesn’t tweet and follow @ShellFairbanks :)

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@perlmutations #getbosleybro

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@ShellFairbanks Hehehehehe- nice!

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@ScienceChannel @atlasobscura Everyone knows that

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@CeCeeTorres All honesty, I’ve seen that. #wifebingedscandal

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@ShellFairbanks Right?? I’m too busy with having a life nowadays...lol.

[Shelley @ShellFairbanks]

Reading these Sportsbowl tweets imagining living a life where I get THAT competitive over something that has no direct impact on my life and then remembering when I was little I would literally punch a friend in face if they said they liked Aaron Carter more than me #SuperBowl

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@SimoneBoyce Truth.

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@DundeeMovie OFYB!! Fuck Yes!!

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@AnnietheNanny1 It happens.

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@anoticingsenpai #cliffsidemalibu