Chance Meyer

I don't know what's more heinous, the cost of my college education or $2 guac at Chipotle.

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

You know how they always say we're the fastest sperm at conception? Well, it actually takes hundreds of them to break the barrier on the egg, and those ones die. So in reality, we're all actually participation trophy winners in the end. Sorry if I killed your ego boost you losers

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@shai_isthe_goat @PatrickMahomes @Schultz_Report Chargers would never give Allen to the Chiefs

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@HaydenWinks @AdamSchefter They gonna be going for Tonyan too, Rodgers forcing all his buddies on the team lol

[New York Giants @Giants]

sko𝑳

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

RT if we should wear the creamsicles this year 👀

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@EvadSmon @stefondiggs @OneBillsLive I'm pretty sure this deal actually frees up cap room for this year

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@RapSheet Bill belichick when he drafts another HOF QB

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@wgtc_site @JohnnyOrmberg would this be your favorite movie of all time?

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@sEnOrRoBoT_ @RapSheet You really putting him up on a pedestal with Montana and Young with that statement huh?

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@nick_bischof12 @BrettKollmann I dont see how the Packers would get rid of Graham. He's basically a net negative asset at this point with his contract.

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@JosephG98692232 @RapSheet For real, this is the exact opposite of a long term move

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@ChiefLegend1 @barstoolbets You realize they will probably put Foles back out when hes healthy right?

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@RapSheet

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@LadyOComedy @litz_412 @Thedrummer_180 @MySportsUpdate Yeah, just from watching hard knocks that cardinals line is gonna be a turnstile

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@ChiefsFocus Sounds like someone trying too hard to be @ColinCowherd

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@hone_n_bone24 Just remember back in the dorm days you were the biggest LeBron hater in the tri-county area dare I say tri-state

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@hone_n_bone24 Out by the flag pole after school

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@OddsShark Any of you clowns betting anything but Bran are silly. Theres a reason Bran is -500.

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

Ayy, where tf Akon been the past 10 years

[Chance Meyer @Sturge311]

@fajita1959 @PFF Two Badgers alumni