Don Alt Rump

Obsessively rebuking the Trumpire since the infrauduration. Resister. Persister. INSISTer. Saving the republic one snarky tweet at a time.

[Don Alt Rump @Subject2DVision]

@RealityMemeMach @kylandyoung @hannah_chaddha come get your boy

[Don Alt Rump @Subject2DVision]

@SkyNews *forced

[Don Alt Rump @Subject2DVision]

@joshtpm "Vaccine is the tools"

Also great at grammar! 🤦

[Don Alt Rump @Subject2DVision]

@JoeMyGod What is an unnecessary use of air conditioning in a heat wave, I wonder? 🤔

[Don Alt Rump @Subject2DVision]

@jennycohn1 With falafel?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Listen, Trumpland.

He told you Mexico would pay for the wall. It never got built.

He told you his healthcare plan was coming soon. Nothing.

He told you Covid would disappear. It infected 153K yesterday.

Now he says he’s got big evidence of election fraud.

You believe him?

[Alison Greene @GrassrootsSpeak]

Doesn't it seem odd that in Ballard County Kentucky the State Board of Elections shows 2285 registered REPUBLICAN voters as of Oct 2020 yet 3155 people voted for Mitch McConnell?

Ballard County also has 3966 registered Dems but Amy McGrath only got 936 votes?

And theres more...

[Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff]

Here’s who @RichardGrenell and @mschlapp are accusing of casting thousands of “improper” votes in Nevada: military voters and their spouses, who can *legally* cast ballots from out of state.

“The list has addresses that are literally on Air Force bases.”
https://t.co/qwTKvow2ut

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

.@JonesDay is lying to the American public. They’re relying on a technicality. This is the firm pushing to toss out all the votes in three of America’s majority/near-majority African-American cities

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

This is a dangerous moment. Trump won’t concede. Facebook is spreading his lies about voting fraud.

Mark—history will judge you by what you do next.

You have a choice—stand with Trump or stand with democracy.

The whole world is watching.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Q: Is the State Department currently preparing to engage with the Biden transition team, and if not, at what point does a delay hamper a smooth transition proposal risk to national security?

POMPEO: There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration.

[David Pakman @dpakman]

Why have Trump and Republicans accepted the results from House and Senate elections, but not Presidential? Everything was on the same ballots.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

Oh my fucking god it’s real. The Trump team booked the wrong “four seasons” and now it all ends in a landscaping firm parking lot. Unbelievable. It should be illegal to be this happy

[Sam Stein @samstein]

"For the site of their Waterloo, Team Trump chose a landscaping business that rested on an industrial road next to an erotic book shop that hosts “Dildo Madness” sales and whose proprietors have taken a decidedly negative assessment of water-based lube."

https://t.co/bSFAaepKhk

[Alex Sexton @SlexAxton]

I feel like we didn’t focus enough on the fact that someone in the Trump campaign meant to schedule the “four seasons hotel” but definitely accidentally scheduled this “four seasons landscaping” store and they had to follow through with it. Veep was not this good.

[Don Alt Rump @Subject2DVision]

@poniewozik Thank you for your service! 🙏

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Donald Trump was never ahead in any of the remaining states.

Republicans purposely created a scenario in which Republican votes were counted more quickly than Democratic votes.

Trump never led.

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

Ok, I’ll help.

1. You told your supporters to vote in person.

2. Democrats encouraged vote by mail.

3. GOP state legislatures kept election officials from processing mail ballots before Election Day, so they’re counted last.

4. More mail ballots are for Biden.

5. MATH.