Uppity Negro

They're real...and they're spectacular

I'm not high maintenance; you're just low effort

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@MelechThomas 😂

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@big_business_ @Ali_Speaks "All we have is catfish...and salad" 😂

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@Gem_N_Eyez Thank you, Queen

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You would have turned 28 today.

Happy heavenly born day, my only child 💙

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@BigBootyJudy814 *gasp*

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Ranch on my pizza, my shrimp flavored ramen noodles, ranch on my spaghetti...

Come get me!

[2 Thighz & A Biscuit @BigBootyJudy814]

I'm trying to see how many people I need to block. How many of yall put ranch on your pizza??? #research

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@ShuneShines Thank you, baddie. ❤️

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😂
Laughing like a nut at work...

[Penelope Conway 🇺🇸 @PositiveWithMS]

Lady in the commercial for the life alert necklace said she fell. Laid there for 8 hours til her friend came. MY question, why didn't the cameraman help her up?

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Captain America: Civil War is STILL the best marvel film.

Chadwick was whopping that ass!

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Sweet Odin raven, I had to have an abcess drained from my body and my gosh...ow ow ow owchee!!

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Me and my best friend in elementary school watched this movie during a sleepover.

We ate chocolate frosting out of the tub and stayed up all night!

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

I wouldn’t be here if not for La Bamba. As always, my deepest gratitude to the Valenzuela Family. The documentary American Pachuco: The Legend of Luis Valdez (playing wide this year) beautifully chronicles the genesis of that film and my casting.

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- Trumps diaper

[🎀 💒 🎀 @princessxemnas]

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS SHIT NOT LEAK

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@RickShag I sewed shrimp in my bosses office chair...
She thought she was having..."gynecological issues"

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@9thwonder I discovered you in 2010 when the Foreign Exchanges 'Raw Life' played on Pandora & I fell down a rabbit hole...

Love to read this!

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Naps

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?

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Civilians should, as well!

[Kristina @Kristinartz]

Should firefighters and police be allowed to smash car windows just to save a dog?

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When my only child passed, my friend, an Engineer, figured out his lock code.
He told me "I just thought like he did."

My son wanted nothing more than to be a Marine.

His lock code was 1775, the year the Marine corps was established.

[Stormi @Stormi_luv]

If someone dies and nobody knows their password, how do they unlock their phone ??

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Not horse ankle 😂

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

burger king stans all in my mentions talkin bout they really grill the meat. dont matter if the grill is real if the meat aint! yall in there eatin horse ankle

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@realAdeyemo Interested

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@RemotejobWtessy Interested