Kristina

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

The Fryin’ King 🦁#MakeBroadwayEdible

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

Champion Pen Twirler #UselessLinkedInSkills

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

EXACTLY! Allow these people to breath, process and get help. Stop with the questioning! @CNN https://t.co/tok1169Qn7

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

Interior Design: Mom's Basement Edition #RejectedCollegeCourses

[Diamond and Silk® @DiamondandSilk]

If the Dems and the left are so offended by these statues, why were they not protesting the removal of them during the Obama administration?

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

I put @IKEAUSA furniture together before reading the directions! #WaysIAmBadAss

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

This is a Haiku
My Literature teacher
is crying right now
#ThisPoemDontRhyme

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

#AliensGiveEarthTours

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

12 Years a Free Woman #MakeAFilmOptimistic

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

I won't give a 💩 #WhenImOldIn5Words

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

Spandex. Spandex everywhere #SignsYoureBackInThe80s

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

Get creative with your caffeine. #UnorthodoxWaterSavingTips

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

Kylo Ren and Stimpy #UnlikelyStarWarsSpinoffs @TheUnlikelyGame

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

#SoonWeWillDiscover who is the rightful King

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

⚠️ATTENTION #MyOnlineRomance turned into a Stage 5 Clinger. THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

This needs to be a Hallmark card.

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

#ClassicRockTaughtMe that Alabama is a nice place to call home.

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

I need to get in bed early. My cat is getting married tomorrow. #ExcusesToLeaveMyDate

[Kristina @SuburbGurl]

#DontLieYouKnowYouWant OJ to stay in jail #OJSimpsonParole #OJSimpson