Mike_It_Is

the unfiltered human brain.

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Relationship goal: Find a woman who makes your heart soft and your dick hard.

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@RockNRoLL_85 Maybe 20 years between albums has something to do with it

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@AnthonyCumia He’s stalling on purpose. Moving assets around.
He’s playing them.

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If you’re having a problem with your woman, you don’t go out and get another woman.
Because now you’ll have two problems.

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@wolf_vukovic I’m from NJ. Can I shop at a NYC run grocery? Or will I have to prove I live in the 5 Boroughs?
So, ID for groceries but no ID to vote.?

GOT IT!

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@paleslvt08 Hand cream makes my dick softer. (And my right hand)

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@AnthonyCumia They already get it at zero in Target and Walmart.

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@PasReport It’s a scam to offer SNAP benefits to everyone.
Wake up New Yorkers, you’ve been had.

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@Susann_oxx The erection is like a turkey pop up timer.
When it pops, he’s ready

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@koshercockney Let’s go Brandon!

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I miss the good old days when bubble gum contained spider eggs.

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@sofi_a_18 Men’s room? That where all the dicks hang out.

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@Nicolee_N19 Both in the same room is my favorite

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@AnthonyCumia Hey Ant, WABC is butchering your replay. Dropping commercials while you’re in mid sentence.
Breaks are 60seconds of silence. Tell the mothership to get their heads outta their asses!!

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@Jessie_mp3 No but you’re welcome to taste it.

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@eMTBrides Organ donor

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@UncleBob56 Do you also need my mother’s maiden name? Or the name of my first pet?

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@ANGiee_Ye I agree with you.
With friends like that, who needs enemies 🙂

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@Seasatz60 Who the fuck are those guys?

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@historigins Chastity Bono

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@def_leppar20044 Nuno Bettencourt- Extreme