Mr. Suburban Scratch

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@Wonderful_Chip Miami also had a half empty lower bowl today. #1 team in the country

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@38Godfrey Shut up

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@KnicksCentral Yeah but this is fucked up. We get offers for like $50 Starbucks gift cards

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@amock419 Maybe that’s why coaches can’t develop QB’s anymore. Too much focus on analytics and too little focus on actually coaching a player to become better skill wise

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@MattBruenig I can’t remember your other tweet about football that went viral but it was also hilarious 😂

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@AnthonyDabbundo You’re an idiot

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@Fbnkjydssx Even Obama?

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@LippsDan Did you like it or not like it? I can’t tell by the tweet

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@MrBadAim This is my favorite take ever. Mostly just ever network besides ESPN for me haha

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@TiredUGAFan Saban was the best at this

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@2006Sable You are right about fridays being empty

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@RasheeTouchdown I have this theory too but no one listens to me

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@JohnMiddlekauff Not really. When is the last time you saw an NFL team lose in October and act like the season might be over?

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@GolfByFairy In what world is Justin Thomas and Scottie Scheffler in the same tier

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@DCheverere Lemon party

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@DonnieRightSide @RCAgator Yes lol

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@aaronperk05 @carter_newcome No one would of cared lol 13-9 no one would care about. Pitt wins and nothing happens and WVU still wins the national title prob. It mattered because the rival ended the others season

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@bcauely28 @therealmcnair XL

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@AraRawr11 @asukagrypr Make sure she is actually your girl before