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i’m gonna have to see this ugly ass dress every couple years until i grow old aren’t i. like i’m gonna be on my deathbed and the nurse will come in wearing it

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@Elizabe42646700 @MetalHipLady @KING5Seattle Additionally, that’s who rear ended me at 45mph while me and the rest of the world were stopped at a red light

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@Elizabe42646700 @MetalHipLady @KING5Seattle Bingo. That’s what I’ve noticed, too.

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@NWCaptive @SnoqualmiePass Doesn’t help that it seems since the pandemic people have been more and more feral, especially when it comes to driving.I’ve seen a lot of people expressing the same sentiment: people seem to have gotten much worse at driving, last few years

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@NorthShoreSBWU ABSOLUTELY HECK YES. I am so proud of you all and to have worked with some of you in my tenure in The Before Times®.

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It’s been really rough the last few weeks out here. Thank goodness for the rain

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We currently have the worst air quality of any major city on earth.

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@The_G_Genie HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST

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@Erik_727 @aviatorwriting @YandellChuck @wsdot_traffic fully agree, my point is that WSDOT can’t be mad about the people who may have tried (or thought they tried) to avoid and ended up rerouting directly into the mess because of a faulty 3rd party GPS

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@NaCl_Magus @bjoconnell13 @wsdot_traffic This is the problem I keep noticing with these closures; a couple times I have planned commutes considering construction and exit closures that were supposedly starting at 7pm, only to find it had started sometime prior to my 4:30 leave time. I won’t make that mistake anymore!

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@CitizenColumn @wsdot_traffic Idk man, as a new Seattlite, somehow my car commutes are still faster than any of my commutes in the Chicago area ever were

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@jfitzgeraldMD Eventually, more than a decade after complaining, a fibroid showed up that needed removal. Only then did doctors find the endo that was in there all along.

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@jfitzgeraldMD Yeah, you’d think so, but try convincing a doctor

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@jfitzgeraldMD Elaborating on my story: I kept complaining of endo symptoms, and each time was given an ultrasound and hormone work up and each time these were negative. Whenever I brought up endo, I was shot down as instead just someone a little too sensitive to pain.

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@Dina_Marie0221 @StaceySwilling @jfitzgeraldMD Many, unfortunately:(

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@emilyelisabethh @StaceySwilling @jfitzgeraldMD SAME

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@StaceySwilling @jfitzgeraldMD Yes I was frequently told I was probably just mislabeling GI pain and I was like ?????? You don’t understand, It’s for sure both at once

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@most_opppressed This is exactly what the place I rent looks like. It’s…fine. Better than the other places with moldy ass carpet and trashed wood cabinetry. But if I ever get the chance to own…help us

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Late to the party but anyway I think my work here is done https://t.co/n1sWz2PMee

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@RN_Atheist @Isa_11_AC @katystoll Idk man I’ve had a lot of things happened I hunched might be zebras actually be zebras that doctors tried to convince me were just horses (even if they were legitimately dangerous issues like my blood clots) but at least 3 of those things were in my uterus, so,