shrimp

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

Smoking weed wit the Bug people

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[doomer @uncledoomer]

when will these storage wars end? theyve taken the lives of too many good men

[JKP @ringheree]

I would k!ll myself in the bathroom.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

checking my bank account to make sure i have enough before making a $3.85 purchase

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Sharks, I present to you the first every pair of gray sweatpants designed for growers by growers

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me and then leave

[frick @gofrickurself]

Smoking that shit that makes they them

[Ballington Knowledgeworth @NORTHTOWERCEO]

How it feels to be 29

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me after taking a sick day for no reason

[♰ @reeceollld]

i be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc i cant hear

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’m so sorry… we caught it too late it’s already stage 4 retard aids cancer