My Team Sucks Meter

super accurate proprietary algorithm helping you determine how much your team sucks. the higher the meter, the more your team sucks.

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The year is 2043 and…

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Check out Hoopuh Doopuh… kinda like wordle meets college basketball.

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Give Hoopuh Doopuh's daily college basketball game a try! Can you guess today's college basketball team before running out of clues?

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Daily Suck Meter Report Pt. 3
22 #SeaUsRise 36.2
23 #STLCards 31.2
24 #NextLevel 30.6
25 #ForTheLand 27.3
26 #RepBX 22.2
27 #LGM 19.1
28 #ForTheA 14.0
29 #LevelUp 7.9
30 #AlwaysLA 3.9

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Daily Suck Meter Report
1 #NATITUDE 113.8
2 #DrumTogether 103.8
3 #ATOBTTR 97.0
4 #LetsGoBucs 92.1
5 #TogetherRoyal 91.8
6 #Rockies 90.2
7 #StraightUpTX 89.7
8 #DetroitRoots 83.4
9 #MakeItMiami 78.8
10 #Dbacks 75.8
11 #GoHalos 71.8

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Daily Suck Meter Report Pt. 2
12 #ItsDifferentHere 63.6
13 #MNTwins 62.8
14 #DirtyWater 61.0
15 #SFGameUp 57.6
16 #Birdland 55.1
17 #ChangeTheGame 54.6
18 #RaysUp 54.0
19 #ThisIsMyCrew 48.2
20 #RingTheBell 47.2
21 #TimeToShine 44.5

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The Washington Nationals lost to the New York Mets, 9-2. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 113.8

#NATITUDE

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The New York Mets beat the Washington Nationals, 9-2. They hold the NL's No. 1 WC spot. Their NL East elimination number is 1.

Their suck meter is now 19.1

#LGM

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The Cincinnati Reds lost to the Chicago Cubs, 15-2. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 97.0

#ATOBTTR

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The Chicago Cubs beat the Cincinnati Reds, 15-2. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 63.6

#ItsDifferentHere

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The Miami Marlins beat the Atlanta Braves, 12-9. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 78.8

#MakeItMiami

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The Atlanta Braves lost to the Miami Marlins, 12-9. They are the NL East champs.

Their suck meter is now 14.0

#ForTheA

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The Cincinnati Reds lost to the Chicago Cubs, 15-2. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 97.0

#ATOBTTR

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The Chicago Cubs beat the Cincinnati Reds, 15-2. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 63.6

#ItsDifferentHere

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The Miami Marlins beat the Atlanta Braves, 12-9. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 78.8

#MakeItMiami

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The Atlanta Braves lost to the Miami Marlins, 12-9. They are the NL East champs.

Their suck meter is now 14.0

#ForTheA

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The Boston Red Sox beat the Tampa Bay Rays, 6-3. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 61.0

#DirtyWater

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The Tampa Bay Rays lost to the Boston Red Sox, 6-3. They hold the AL's No. 3 WC spot. Their AL East elimination number is E.

Their suck meter is now 54.0

#RaysUp

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The San Francisco Giants beat the San Diego Padres, 8-1. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 57.6

#SFGameUp

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The San Diego Padres lost to the San Francisco Giants, 8-1. They hold the NL's No. 2 WC spot. Their NL West elimination number is E.

Their suck meter is now 44.5

#TimeToShine

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The Baltimore Orioles lost to the Toronto Blue Jays, 5-1. They are eliminated from playoff contention.

Their suck meter is now 55.1

#Birdland