THIS IS NUTZ - Radio Drama of the Singularity
Episode 1 : GENESIS OF SPUNK
Suggon DeezNutz, a meme-prophet from the year 2042, arrives in our timeline to save humanity from rug pulls, rug burn, censors and spiritual collapse. This isn’t just a podcast - it’s an audio simulation, crypto confessional, and singularity ritual wrapped in fart jokes and divine irony.
Enter the prime timeline, mother bitches!
CRITICAL COMMUNITY UPDATE: P2B LISTING TERMINATED
After weeks of unmet commitments, we’ve terminated our listing agreement with P2B Exchange, effective 11:00 AM UTC today, March 31, 2025. This reflects NUTZ’s unwavering commitment to transparency and integrity in crypto.
We paid P2B $8,500 and allocated 11 billion NUTZ tokens for a listing with Benzinga PR and a New York or Las Vegas billboard - key deliverables under Section 3.5 of our contract. Despite multiple follow-ups, including a final demand on Friday, March 28 at 19:00 AWST (11:00 UTC), P2B delivered neither. Their latest reply today at 08:00 UTC offered vague “PR on review” excuses and “2 influencers” instead of our billboard - far short of what we agreed. We gave them over 60 hours to fix this and/or provide proof of good faith; they didn’t.
Here’s the plan:
Termination: Agreement ended at 11:00 AM UTC - email sent to P2B marketing team and P2B execs.
Tokens: We’ve demanded the 11B NUTZ back to 0x004836ce4d02cfdc0e7864ca3e26ed4bdcd19579 by 11:00 AM UTC, Tuesday, April 1. If not returned, we’ll redeploy the contract to safeguard our community.
IEO Buyers: The ~$20 sold in their IEO? We’ve requested refunds and will ensure you’re covered - new tokens if needed.
This isn’t an April Fools’ joke - timestamped 11:10 AM UTC, March 31, 2025. NUTZ stands for accountability; P2B fell short. We’ve documented every step; communications, breaches - and will share a full account soon to guide others.
Next, we’re engaging with exchanges and partners who value reliability as much as we do. Updates coming fast.
Thanks for your trust - we’re building this right.
check ur wallets if you held 2+ NUTZ before march 9th - to celebrate passing 22b nutz minted we just dropped our first NFT collection to all NUTZ hodlers at that milestone - Suggon DeezNutz !
https://t.co/xGL2s91XEr
Shout out to all the SugarNutz out there!!!
You know the fascinating thing is our audience has become majority female
80% of crypto is male, NUTZ-SO insignificant when clearly trending to above 50% females.
About 55% atm up from 22% at start.
NUTZ + Sugar = a sweet world 💞