𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗

Full time cat mom and enthusiast.

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Hey Siri, roll me a blunt.

[i dont know @juice_enthusias]

Do you swear to tell the pussy the whole pussy and nothing but the pussy so help you uncle

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Great idea

[olivia @funklov3r]

ideia de date: eu vejo tiktok enquanto vc chupa meu peito

[Chris @citehchris]

the funny thing about love bombing me is i don’t even realize it cause im always like, okay this is actually the normal way to react to meeting me. in fact turn it up a few notches

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Genuinely

[layne @mooncallister]

i was genuinely meant to be a deadbeat middle aged alcoholic father but instead i got stuck as a young woman

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Everyday lmaoooo

[Softboy @softboy_w]

post & delete is one thing, but do you ever be typing a tweet and mid sentence just be like nah i need to shut tf up 😂😂😂😂

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

You heard it here first c ( and only )

[hezi @hklivingg]

ngl i be sneak shazaming

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Real

[Max Pube @maxpube]

Walk a mile in my pubes

[s @rabrikulfii]

what doesn’t k!ll you makes 4 people tell you you’ve lost your spark

[𝓣 @topazrock]

مديري تو تارك التدخين وانا الدوره بتجيني
حنا بغرفه الميتنق

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Bruh ☠️😭😭😭☠️

[sasha @woundraped]

i tried to touch myself but i just ended up crying

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Go for a walk on the beach at night alone.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

FOR WOMEN ONLY:

you wake up tomorrow and there are only WOMEN left in the world. no more men.

what’s the first thing you do?

[Kat @iamnotKatia]

Yo cerrando ig y abriendo twitter

[molola🫧🌸 @Lolaschanne]

I have tasted sending long paragraphs and I have tasted saying ok.
I highly recommend saying ok

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

From now on I’m matching everyone’s energy to a T. I’m done being nice. It gets you nowhere.

[julia @juumelo_]

I got that deer in me (big sad brown eyes & the urge to run into oncoming traffic)

[𝙱𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚗 @SuicIrene]

Metal as fuck

[ꫝ𝓇𝒾 @sh3ego]

got my clit pierced at Spirit Halloween