Travis, Lord of the Drip

Official Lord of Scotland, Drip God, Wrestling Fan,Times Man of the Year 2006,

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

@ScottSteiner Already got a follow, but I am fully locked in! Just completed back to back 5ks this weekend and PR'd both! #lockedin #hollaifyahearme!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Under MAGA, touch water in a public pool, grand jury indictment.

Touch a child and you get a presidential pardon.

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump says that blocking college kids from voting with their student Id's is way way more important than them being able to afford housing.

Trump can sign the housing bill, & STILL try to suppress voting.

He hates you America!

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

@ScottSteiner Literally going running this morning because of this tweet! Thanks Big Poppa Pump!

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

A follow and a like from @ScottSteiner now thats a good day!

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

@ScottSteiner Done! Big Poppa Pump is the hookup!

[The only network still allowed in the White House @herotimeszero]

What never happened before Trump:

-Every president who lost has conceded except Snowflake Donald.

-No President has ever sold watches, fragrance, phones, and crypto WHILE president.

-No US President has ever made $1.3 billion a year AS president.

-No President has EVER been so unhinged as to add his name to a memorial of another president.

-No President has ever destoryed a third of the white house to build a gold dance hall.

-No President has ever forced taxpayers to pay for his war on algae, then lose the war.

-No President has ever been broken by late night comedians and pop stars.

-No President has ever forced the IRS to give him an official right to never pay taxes.

-No President has ever started a war just to hide his connections with a pedophile.

-No President has ever lost a war that he started just to hide his connections with a pedophile.

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

You had better include @DanhausenAD and pay him lots of human monies!

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Couldn’t be more excited to make this doc with @a24 and @hbo about the NY KNICKS!!!!!!

#LETSGOKNICKS

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

@StaticFPL @punk_lifee Someone should make a song about that....

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

I didnt watch LU, but im pretty excited. I love all these wrestling channels having 24/7 replays of old shows. Its fun!

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Sources indicate the recent buzz for Lucha Underground may be tied to a forthcoming YouTube channel featuring LU content.

- @FightfulSelect

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

Literally the weakest human being to ever exist

[Chris Mitchell @chrismbbcsport]

This is a slip from the President, he looks at his worst, weakest and crucially ugliest when the press pack wind him up.

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

Triple A last night reminded me of the old school nxt takeovers when they were before a major ppv. Absolutely flawless and putting pressure on the main brand to deliver! Mask vs mask with los americanos was amazing!! #AAALuchaLibre #wwe

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

I love that insider trading is apparently just legal now..

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: Financial disclosures show Trump bought stock in UFC’s parent company, TKO Group, before announcing a UFC event on the White House South Lawn, giving massive publicity to a company in which he has a financial stake.

Under any other president, this would be a major scandal.

Source: HuffPost

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

Trump’s Top 10 Greatest Hits: Quote Edition

1. "I don't think about the American people at all."

2. "I'm polling 99% in Israel right now."

3. "I am the smartest guy you are ever going to meet."

4. “I was saved by God to make America great again.”

5. “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters.”

6. “Windmills cause cancer.”

7. “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

8. “You know, it doesn’t really matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

9. “I like taking the guns early… take the guns first, go through due process second.”

10. (Mexicans) are bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

These quotes are more revealing than any speech or slogan, everything else is performance.

What other cringe worthy quotes did I miss?

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

Screw this guy and his dick head company. Hes a huge reason our company is going to shit

[Midas @DeFiMidas]

🚨BREAKING:

BLACKROCK CEO LARRY FINK SAYS TRILLIONS FOR AI DATA CENTERS AND POWER GRIDS WILL HAVE TO COME FROM AMERICANS’ SAVINGS AND PENSION FUNDS

SAYS “AMERICANS NEED TO THINK ABOUT GROWING WITH THE UNITED STATES”

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

It boggles my mind that the same people who were "all for the troops" not so long ago support someone who clearly hates anyone who served in the military

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump just said the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because Medal of Honor recipients are often wounded or dead, while Medal of Freedom recipients are “healthy” and “beautiful.”

Imagine looking at soldiers who took bullets for this country and deciding the real winners are rich donors at a gala.

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

Absolutely love this! Congrats to Nikki and Damo!

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

BREAKING: Big Damo and Nikki Cross have purchased Progress Wrestling.

"We are delighted to be the new co-owners of PROGRESS. We both started in the UK and Ireland and fully believe this is host to the greatest talent pool on earth and PROGRESS is well positioned to showcase this generation and the next generation... We would like to thank Martyn Best and Lee McAteer for being wonderful custodians and bringing new levels of professionalism to our industry. They steered PROGRESS after a worldwide pandemic, created an incredible wrestling network in Hooked On Wrestling TV, created a phenomenal working partnership with Pro Wrestling NOAH in Japan and DEFY in USA and showed ambition, and an incredible drive to give multiple talented men and women visas to compete in the USA, and opportunities in so many other countries.

"Our job now is to guide PROGRESS through the coming years, identify new talent and integrate them with the current phenomenal roster. I’m proud to say we have some of the best wrestlers in the world performing for us right now. Our men’s World Champion Cara Noir and Charlie Sterling are performing at the highest level. Our Tag Team Champions Luke Jacobs and Ethan Allen are two of the best wrestlers in the world under 30. Our women’s division is host to some of the best women wrestlers alive. Women’s champion Alexxis Falcon, Rhio, Kanji, Emersyn Jayne and so many more. We also have Hollywood actor Paul Walter Hauser regularly walking the Hollywood red carpets with his PROGRESS Proteus Championship belt. Then there is Gene Munny, Charles Crowley, former WWE star Axel Tischer, Hollie Barlow, Simon Miller, Man Like DeReiss, Spike Trivet, Lykos Gym, and so many more."

(Source: @ThisIs_Progress)

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

@StaticFPL What do you mean? We have no idea who either el grande americano is, but im sure neither is Chad Gable. My guesses are Omos and Hornswaggle

[Travis, Lord of the Drip @SuitManCometh]

Making jokes at a military cemetery during a nation day of military remembrance... those of you who support this... please remove me from your feeds. You are un-american and inhuman

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

400,000 dead Americans at Arlington.

Fuckface somehow heard: “This would be a good moment to joke about how few dead soldiers were named Donald.”

This utterly vile, self-obsessed asshole turns a sombre event into a fucking stand-up routine about himself.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.