Suitcase Sam Band

A ramblin’, scramblin’ song and dance man.

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If I die, turn my tweets into a book.

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Play it cool and Saran Wrap all you can.

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@folkicon Mark your 🗓️

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Every time I tweet I alienate myself a little more all of you. I think I’m using social media wrong.

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Mum’s the word. My advice is pretend you haven’t heard.

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And we may never meet again so shed your skin and let’s get started.

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@let_it_bea Oh him? That’s uncle Gary!

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Being early for something is an aggressive act in itself.

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I wonder if I’ll ever get excited about finding a box of trash again.

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I was dancing all alone, a little self-conscious when some kids came up and said “for dancing, come with us.”

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When did we start charging for mayo? We used to be a country, a proper country! #oldmanyellsatcloud

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Hey @TimHortons what’s up with the chunks of hard plastic in your cream cheese?! I’m only somewhat, moderately satisfied 👎

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An original member of the fannypack familia just dropped a new album on the world. Do yourself a favour and give it a spin or two.

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@robinhatch I’m more of a Nashville numbers kind of guy 😂

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@robinhatch I write it, I just can’t read it but I only mean half of what I say, half of the time.

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@dbdbioio @CTVToronto Doctoring a license plate is illegal and subject to another fine.

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@GentleBrent You could take a 💩 wrap it in tinfoil, put some fishhooks on it and sell it to the Queen as earrings.

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@GentleBrent 4 o’clock and the tv’s dead and I’m wired up with nothing to do.

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@GentleBrent 🤦🏽‍♂️

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They said, “I’d be artistically free. Come sign a bit of paper.”