SukieC

Digital Supply Chain Leader for @Nike North America. Favs: @sodastream, @shipt, travel & laughing. #keto #intermittentfasting #makesportadailyhabit #swooshlife

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

I told my husband I will support him no matter where he gets placed for residency. I will be his rock. That’s what a supportive spouse should be. Even if he is sent to the most frigid parts of the Midwest, I will write to him every day and miss him so much.

[Sven Sundgaard @svensundgaard]

I know this is deeply offensive to most Minnesotans… but I LOVE the humidity.

[Lexi (Kaufman) Cabrera @AlexaBliss_WWE]

💔 terrible

[The Monster of all Monsters @Adamscherr99]

What a chapter in life. Thank you!!!!!

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Ladies, find yourself a man who will not make you stop and read every plaque you pass and then let me borrow that man for my next vacation.

[Rach Face @NotRachFace]

We have Pride/Trans flags in our yard for people to take to celebrate Pride month. My adorable neighbor asked if he could take one even if he wasn’t gay and it was so fucking adorable I could hardly stand it. Now he has one singular Trans flag planted in center of his yard 😭

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

How are you a verified account when you're not even verified cheese? #NationalRoastDay

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Please stop ruining cookies. #NationalRoastDay

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Angie E @angnik26]

Well, @LastWeekTonight & John Oliver, your work is done here.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

Why did that woman assume we were gay when we passed her on our walk last night with our dog dressed in a designer jacket, bow tie, and blue booties while husband loudly stated his ranking of songs on Taylor Swift’s latest album ok I hear it

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

I asked husband to pick up “good ice cream” at the grocery store and he brought back Dreyer’s plain vanilla and I guess I’m saying we might have rushed into marriage.

[Angie E @angnik26]

It was me. Because it’s my favorite new show ever and it has everything. I had low expectations and it has over delivered at every turn.

[Angie E @angnik26]

My husband thinking he can play video games while parenting our twin 3 year olds solo.

[jenny @fevermaven]

my therapist: your habit of reflexively using corporate jargon outside of work is alienating to your family + friends and indicates a careerist attitude towards interpersonal relationships
me: thanks for flagging!

[SukieC @SukieC]

@angnik26 We rewatched Forgetting Sarah Marshall the other day when my brain needed some veg time and it was quite enjoyable!

[Angie E @angnik26]

Remember when you’d let a movie you had seen a bunch of times play because there was “nothing else on”? Kind of miss that.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

When I was 5 I stole candy from the grocery store so my mom took me back to turn me in to the manager but he didn't care so she drove me to the police station and went inside, leaving me in the car, to pretend to "negotiate" for "no prison time" and parenting sounds exhausting.

[Sean Brewster @TheSeanBrewster]

Today in a Zoom class my professor casually mentioned her cat and one brave student spoke up: