@simonoxfphys That man is actually insane and I love him for it. But how do you blow your lungs out into a sax, and still have the oxygen needed to dance all over the place, is beyond me
Just saw someone drive past with a white tiger in the back seat with its head out of the car
That was probably the weirdest and most surreal moment of my life
Random: Ever been in accident that's not your fault?
Me: Nope, it's always my fault
Random: Oh, not even like a trip or something
Me: I've walked into walls
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