Padon Kirimi

MUFC fan.Patriotic. Mentor.
Financial Accountant.

[Padon Kirimi @SultanGenerali]

@DjJoeMfalme Mi nachill hiyo next..hii nayo nilidownload kitambo...I have to say mix 77 & 85 are fireeee

[Padon Kirimi @SultanGenerali]

@MRSMuruguu 😂😂😂😂 after increasing the prices...

[Eric @amerix]

If you are a woman who follows me and is desperately "looking for love, sex and marriage,"

- Stop sleeping in AirBnBs with men. If he cannot invite you to his house, ignore him and focus on your life.

- Don't be mesmerized by the display of opulence (cars, jewellery, money, fashion). Men who display opulence are crooks.

- Before you open your legs for a man, do a background check. Know his father and mother.

- Do you even know what he does for a living? Don't be carried away by his big braggadocio talks and pompous telephone conversations. Some of those conversations are false and a red herring to hoodwink you.

- Avoid dating foreigners. You don't understand their cultural orientation. Some are vampires. Some are ritualistic. Some will film you and post on porn sites. Some are here for organ harvesting. Some will f*ck you in your anus.

- Uninstall dating apps. Avoid them. The men in those apps are crooks. They know women in those apps are desperate women who can do whatever it takes to be with a man. Dating apps are brothels.

- Flee from immorality. Alcoholism, promiscuity and prostitution are sexual immorality that will kill you. The wages of sin is death.

- Your vagina is not an ATM. There is no free money. Every money you receive from a man has a bait tied to it. Be innovative and have an honest work.

- Fix your soul and spiritual life.

- Be patient.

Change or Perish

#ManDay

[Wa Hinga @Munyua_waiyak]

@paulinenjoroge The monies allocated for the office of the president cannot be used to give bursaries, unless you are saying the contractor has already been paid before the CDF money. But anyway your other name is Miss Misinformation.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Learn to seduce women face-to-face,

APPROACH!

Don't seduce women through texts.

Don't use emojis to buffer you from pain of rejection.

“You have nice buttocks? 😂😂🤣”

“ Do you like sex? 😂😂😂”

You are a coward & a loser hiding behind emojis.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Provisional Results from the villages after the Christmas Holidays have Started streaming in

[Dr. Ekuru Aukot @EAukot]

My prezzo, @WilliamsRuto, if you can't stop the lying and double-speak, at least reduce them. Internet never forgets. You're burning yourself.

[Padon Kirimi @SultanGenerali]

@Camundih @ntvkenya @Karanja_Ibrah Hawa hawaelewi agenda zao or rather they are ignorant

[Padon Kirimi @SultanGenerali]

@HusseinMohamedg No one has a problem with UHC program. The problem is that executive thinks everything they have to do they have to tax people to death. Last year WSR promised to lower taxes and same time implement UHC..how was he supposed to achieve both without comprimising on any? Ask Him 😂

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Money market funds v. Government paper

1. MMFs have lower interest rates than government paper

2. MMFs are taxed at 15% withholding tax and government paper is taxed at either 0%, 10% or 15%, depending on the nature and tenure of the instrument. This is a final tax.

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

3. MMFs are quick to deposit into (instant) & withdraw from (3-4 days). On the other hand, government paper takes slightly longer with a more tedious process in the case of sale (prior to maturity)

4. MMFs are not foolproof (cases of poor investments made by fund managers)

[Dylan Knox @dylannknox]

As a man ukipata panty ama sijui earing kwa nyumba yako na hujui the exact owner tupa hizo vitu kwa dustbin. Heri usaidiane kutafuta kitu unajua best to your knowledge ulitupa kuliko ku explain ni za nani. No school will teach you this. IYKYK.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Arsenal when they are at the top of the tree

https://t.co/OzlmKeeoT3

[Padon Kirimi @SultanGenerali]

@base10_ Mnapenda vayolense😂😂

[Conn @ConnCFC]

West Ham fans singing “Champions of Europe you’ll never sing that” to the Arsenal fans. Such a small club man.. 🤣

[Padon Kirimi @SultanGenerali]

@JaneFKyalo Kambas mtatumaliza hizi streets😂😂

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Saccos Savings Hit Kes. 1Tn


Saccos have crossed the one trillion shillings mark for the first time, defying the economic hardships that had seen some savers cash out their money, to meet daily needs.

#NTVTonight @SmritiVidyarthi

[Padon Kirimi @SultanGenerali]

@ManUtdMEN Keano owns them all...he just said the truth😂😂

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Seven rules of personal finance for 2024:

1. Educate yourself
2. Pay yourself first
3. Automate your savings
4. Spend less than you earn
5. Keep growing your income
6. Invest >20% of your earnings
7. Know the due dates of your bills

Financial independence is a human right.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️🧞‍♂️ 20 games. 17 goals. 5 assists.

Jude Bellingham.