Crooked Smile Calypso

I Am The Locke For Which There Is No Key

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Some of my past visions...

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@Zara_588 Captain Obvious and Captain Save-A-Hoe

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@Builder_Brigade I like the arches but there is not enough walls for me. I despise open floor plans. I cannot wait until builders and flippers stop that shit.

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Every time I see an account with a blue checkmark I assume it's a bot. I don't want to live in a world where people are dumb enough to pay to use twitter when it's free.

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I wouldn't stick a penny to a wall if I were you. You may end up sinking all your money into home repairs.

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@Mimiiben1 63

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@oelma__

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@dailpyy Never have I ever gotten a storage full notification.

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@MarielaWood Americans' like to rage bait for clicks and comments. Many ask dumb simple questions or pronounce words incorrectly. Others straight up lie just to get people to argue in the comment section and drive engagement.

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@_Zeets I much rather see that than watch video of girls tapping their fake nails on every damn thing or those cooking video with a jump cut every second or two.

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Dearest @MarthaStewart I aspire to get the Grand Hall Hologram mirror from your Halloween line. I recently lost my job and cannot afford reseller prices at this time. I am putting it out to the universe incase it's looking for me too.

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About last night... I got so drunk and stoned that dimensions started spinning. I swear I thought I was dying. 😆

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I was in bed the other night & an old black woman sitting in a rocking chair with long grey dreadlocks and black heart shaped glasses came and said "but why is Ace moving home?" I don't know who Ace is let alone why he's moving home. The randomness of being a psychic.

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Having to pay rent on my birthday should be a crime.

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@MattWallace888 Celebrities usually start speaking like this right before they are sacrificed. It's like they get a temporary pass to tell the public what they weren't able to before.

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@ND701HOPE He was talking about the backstory of his character. And it rarely turns out well for children in foster care.

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@TaraBull808 Another distraction of the Roman circus.

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My other account got suspended for 12 hours because I said how I really feel about all politicians...Firing squad.

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I can't lose what since of normalcy I finally managed to achieve.

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My dad will be released from transitional care soon. My mom wants him to come home but she isn't able to properly care for him as he needs around the clock care. I'm the only daughter who can't have children and I'm worried I will have to be the one to pick up the slack.