TraceTheAgent

Self-appointed agent to the stars, including @CoachLetterman. You need a deal, I'll make it. You find a better one, I'll break it.

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@JiveDana Sales? You don’t have to pay. See paragraph three of your contract.

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@3YearLetterman I told them you weren’t interested. Don’t worry, I’m on this.

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@SenTedCruz @US_FDA You’ve never touched a wet vagina. Don’t think we’ll be taking advice from you.

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.@3YearLetterman do you have an agent? Asking for a friend.

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@zach_barnett @tomizzo Hi.

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.@JimmySexton9 Our greatest challenge. We will have to use all our powers and all our skills.

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@JiveTomHerman @JiveKevinSumlin No worries. Texas will pick it up.

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Shit, I thought I was done for the season. @JiveTomHerman or @JiveKevinSumlin y’all want to go back to H-Town?

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@Hawkwardly1 @games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr Why would I want to do that? Not that you’d ever know I was there.

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@Hawkwardly1 @games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr Either way, I can still by and Assault Rifle-15. skítkarl.

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@Hawkwardly1 @WiersThomas @games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr Etymology isn’t up for discussion.

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@DeliaGeary1 @games_sparkly @WiersThomas @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr What if I told you there were grades after the sixth?

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@Mog_of_War @games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr Ok Louis Carroll.

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Scott Boras is God. I ain’t gonna lie.

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@DeliaGeary1 @WiersThomas @games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr I was never under the illusion education would interest you, much less impress you Madam.

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@games_sparkly @WiersThomas @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr We really must do something about education in this country. Haven’t you read your Chaucer? It’s all right there.

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@WiersThomas @games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr My linguistics degree vs. your Wikipedia search? Mm kay. But I’m sure you got street smarts.

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@games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr Armalite was a Belgian company that made assault rifles. The word comes from the Old English “slieht” to slaughter and the Old French armanier, which means civilian. In Middle English Armah lycta means to slaughter civilians. In Flemish it’s Armalite.
Lecture me more Sparky.

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@games_sparkly @KeithCriswell @margaretcarole @DeliaGeary1 @SusanMa41036543 @DaysLeft4Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr The AR in AR-15 stands for assault rifle.

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@TheTammaland @Dusty_Coog20 Those kids need a good agent.