Crystal✨

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[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

“We tend to tolerate so many relationships that are taking away from us- stealing our peace, ravaging our joy, and keeping us up worrying at night. Why?.” #relationshipgoals @iammiketodd

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

It’s hurry up and plan, buy, prep all the senior things and my baby boy leaving to college in a few months is getting way too real. 😭 so many emotions.

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@ronsterd89 Yes, I love Pepsi with pizza

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@mrmikeMTL Started when we had a toddler and now he’s 18 and wants subtitles too.

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@Nithya_Shrii Wanting to leave the house

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@Andy From TX- Watching back, does Amanda know how often and how off-putting it is constantly trying to one-up everyone? Is money her mask for deep unhappiness ?

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@dramabananna Yesss I was crying in the first chapter but as I kept listening some parts were repeated near the end. Still loved it!!

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

This!! Miss her & @LisaVanderpump they knew how to make TV

[TV is My God @TVisMyGod]

@BravoWWHL Hate her or love her—Lisa Rinna made RHOBH fun. Now it’s just boring and grievances as storylines. Everyone is so easily offended. Lisa knew how to poke the bears.

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@BravoTV can we please get rid of Crystal already? We miss the Lisa’s

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

Ugh, that one cup of coffee and I’m not sleepy. Monday’s gonna Monday, for sure.

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

How to nicely say, I’ve literally never acted like I was interested, how are you confused? Bc I’ve typed and deleted 3x

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

Not my son catching me trying on an old tiny jean skirt & saying “you’re not wearing that anywhere” 😅

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@chrissyteigen I just watched the season where the girl from Miami came to confront Sandoval, so unfortunately I’m not surprised lol. Hate that for Ariana though, she’s sweet.

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@JJWatt Has to go hang out with the dogs now? lol

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

“Talking to someone one time & getting their social media isn’t really pulling” 💀 at j’s convos with his friends

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

I can keke with my friends after work for 3 hours but don’t ask me to work late.

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@rodryanshow That’s not true

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

@MensHumor 2 for sure

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

As much as I wanna learn HR, idk if I can handle not having friends at work.

[Crystal✨ @SumthinPlaya]

Grateful my teenager still wants to have an hour long FaceTime with me. ☺️