Jeffrey Kauffman

GO ASTROS

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@brianmctaggart He got very lucky lmao still terrible base runner. He’d been out by a mile had that catcher made his routine catch

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@brianmctaggart Walk wasn’t the only issue they were hitting off him too

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@Chandler_Rome Why is okert get pulled

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@astros gained a 3day old fan #openingday #houstonastros #baseball

[Justin @Aries00000003]

Trump joins US hockey team😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@AshleyHomeStore what’s the point of a 4-5 hour window if yall can’t keep it

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@UPS I just need yall to delivery it in the window you provide

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

Nothing like @UPS showing up outside of your window and then leaving a note that they missed you and will try again another day to deliver. #worthlesscompany

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@FedEx a company ran by idiots. Package needs signature to leave, we will try multiple times. Ok, i call @FedEx tell them nobody will be home do not waste time I’ll just come to fed ex location and get package. Lady tells me no they have to try and delivery it 3 times. #smh

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@michaelschwab13 Start warming Chaz up

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@astros better start warming up ole Chas McCormick

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@kauffmankid1 @brianmctaggart He was 0-21 coming into this game too lol

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@WallStreetApes Why she buying plates ? Waste money right there lol get some garage sale real plates for almost nothing and wash them and re use. Same with silverware bam just saved her tons money

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@michaelschwab13 Starting to question ? Our base running is been garbage both coaches and players

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@Chandler_Rome Should kept that secret so we could traded him for something decent

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

@TheAstrosLocker Bring up more up today’s stats. Tucker has twice as many rbi as Jake

[Jeffrey Kauffman @jeffthagiraffe]

Are the @astros attendants going to get their money back for this nightmare today

[🫡 @YordanForHOF44]

Josh Hader since Trump got reelected

[depressed orbit @CyYoungMaldy]

Take me back man