✨Theo Wifout The Door ✨

I have read the script and the costume fits, so I will play my part.

IG: OG_DARKNIGHT

[✨Theo Wifout The Door ✨ @SunTan_Theo]

Matchday 🔥🔥
#MUFC
#GGMU

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ EXCL: Éderson to Manchester United, deal OFF and considered as collapsed as Man Utd informed Atalanta.

Atalanta believe Éderson is 100% fit and will welcome the midfielder back as part of their squad, as Man United changed their plans.

Éderson won’t join #MUFC.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

This happened during the Mexico vs. England game yesterday 🤣

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur win race to sign Mateus Fernandes from West Ham United. Spurs submitted highest proposal (believed to be ~£85m guaranteed) & 21yo #WHUFC midfielder opted to join #THFC. Numbers beyond where #MUFC willing to go @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/8JMyfl8LoS

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

The cleaning staff after Japan got eliminated:

[mufony mundialista🇵🇾 @Mufony_]

Hitler desde el cielo viendo como los jugadores de Paraguay son más blancos que los de Alemania

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

Vinicius after beating a Japanese defender on the wing and seeing him again in central defense

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

When I'm shopping and run into a single color shirt with no brands or logos

[D.I.M.P.L.E.S❤️ @mynameislollik]

"Ke a go deposit "
"Bare ga gona Network "
"Ke mo bank ntla go sendela ketswa"
"Ne kere ke change $ yaanong gake thusiwe"
😭😭😭😭waitse batho ba dingalo go duela

[✨Theo Wifout The Door ✨ @SunTan_Theo]

RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨🔵 BREAKING: Elliot Anderson to Manchester City, here we go! Deal in place between the clubs, fee up to £130m.

#MCFC s…

[UBZ @Ultraballzone]

Putting Ronaldo and Messi in the same debate should be a criminal offence 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Manchester United confirm they have secured the majority of the land required to build a new 100,000-seater stadium.

The club acquired the 25-acre site located approximately 350m north-west of Old Trafford from Indurent.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i’ve seen thighs but this is a discovery

[Mildred🇦🇷 🇬🇧 @Mild_Kerr]

All 8 episodes of I will find you on Netflix were absolute cinema.

[Null @Vhoyde]

You haven't seen capitalism and commercialization until you watch American TV 🥲

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

South Korea’s manager in the locker room during half time

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.