sundae

[sundae @Sundaeeee315]

@OfficiallyIce You not watching the verzuz ?

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I will never be convinced that y’all can’t remember your kids are in the backseat.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

[HERMOSA ☆ @onlyhermosaaa]

One thing about me… I keep people out of my business 😂😭

[ꨄ︎ @providentialy]

I offend people by staying to myself.
Imagine that.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is a habit people need to stop.

[Ares_SFW @ares_sfw]

I don’t give a fuck what anyone says. Pretending to be a black person online is fucking weird.

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i be so quick to snatch away all access to me lately 😂😂😂, and i don’t think twice about it.

[niyachung @e_peenie]

Stop saying the n word if your not black it's literally not that hard.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

My love language is all of them. Do everything 😭🧎🏽‍♀️

[Softboy @softboywin]

i’m glad my teeth straight i laugh TOOOO damn much 😂😂😂😂

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[Static🇨🇲🇪🇨🇨🇦 @MightBeStatic]

Please stop putting chudthebuilder on the tl unless he gets kirked, thank you

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he's wrong.

[toxic king @toxicking]

The older I get the more I do not want anyone knowing anything about me.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

things i DONT want in my house:

1. loud people.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear Apple,

Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious.

Sincerely, Every iPhone User.