Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga

Mid-Michigan's #1 Saturn and Geo Dealership

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

Not sure what happened with that last tweet but I just woke up from a coma induced by snorting Comet bathtub cleaner and they’ve definitely stopped cutting that shit with baby powder nowadays.

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@GorillaSandRace This is the kind of talk I’d expect from someone who didn’t crush a whole box of their mom’s Snackwells and get the belt for it.

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

someone get me in touch with that couple that were doing the fingerfucking at a yankee game i want to get them into a clean two owner 1992 geo storm convertible so they can ride off into the sunset together. young love is so beautiful

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@QuintinLangford @InThisEconomy13 Literally every single one of those is less embarrassing to have than that "I'm three months from having to post a notes app apology" manipulator mustache. You're softer than baby shit, log off.

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@Paracelsus1092

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i really thought the two salesmen were holding hands because they had a little crush going on but ends up one of them was passing a kidney stone in the showroom and the other was being emotional support

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@blondehotcoffee assistant manager at a mid-michigan car dealership with a large collection of inhalants and sounding devices, as well as a group of subordinates who sell me fake kratom

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

by her i mean my roommate’s girlfriend, by bouncing i mean stealing, and by it i mean my xbox

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

woke up to her bouncing on it

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

time to fill the enema with scrubbing bubbles extra strength toilet bowl cleaner

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

I feel the need…the need for poppers and girldick

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

0% financing on a 1996 geo tracker if you bring me this hat in real life

[jack of all tirades @scottyscallin]

the youth is innovative you have to give em that

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@scottyscallin okay but i actually want this

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

fuckin wheel and tire guy just doordashed $600 of those feastables candy bars on the company card screamed "hope you fuckers like chocolate im going to reno" and quit on the spot that guy was my xanax plug and i cannot handle this situation without xanax

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@OneTrueStephen @Amy4KY lemme just schedule a tour and i will be the change we want to see in this country

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@hellomaeso @user10092041084 @former_gcup i will 100% spend that money on inhalants and paper bags, you have my word

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

@hellomaeso @user10092041084 @former_gcup can i interest you in one of our fine automobiles

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@hellomaeso @user10092041084 @former_gcup goals

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

if pete is also a sonic the hedgehog fan we are looking at the biggest special interest based political landslide in us history

[Sundance Saturn & Geo of Onondaga @SundanceSatGeo]

if they run pete buttigieg, king of the trains, as kamala’s vp pick, the autistic helpdesk guy here is going to single-handedly mobilize the whole fucking squad