Linda

Cautionary fail

[Linda @Sundry]

@cassunc I had this issue too, are you in the Amazon app? Try it via the website, if so.

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Hey, I wrote a book! It’s called New to Me: A Mostly Ridiculous, Highly Undignified, and Occasionally Heartfelt Diary of Pregnancy and First-Time Motherhood. (I am obviously super great at pithy titles.)

I really hope you like it!

https://t.co/L8WyAglUZx

[Linda @Sundry]

Anyway I’m either driving north or south for a really long time today, we’ll see what Google Maps tells me to do.

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I briefly got it confused with the beach they talked about in Shawshank Redemption. Manzanitaaaaaaa? But no, that was Zihuatanejo.

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@pinkiebling @alittlepregnant (God, I'm a dick.)

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@pinkiebling @alittlepregnant But they packed really cute outfits you guys.

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@alittlepregnant would have supported on their own, had they not received a free trip out of the country.

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@alittlepregnant Everything about them rubs me the wrong way. I guess it’d be one thing if it was ever for a cause any blogger actually..

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Faced with a pet mess that’s for sure gross but otherwise of mysterious origin. Cat/dog? Front/rear?

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@RhiRhi @MegglesP (…) saving needs to ramp up because projected college costs are so fucking insane.

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@RhiRhi @MegglesP I feel like we have saved aggressively for SO long, but our finance guy still loves to show us how (…)

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@RhiRhi @MegglesP That’s what we do. Been saving since our first was born; up to a bit over 70K at this point.

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@snoozical @pseudostoops @TemerityJane I sort of saw what I was doing in slow motion, horror-movie style, but was unable to stop myself.

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@MegglesP Like aside from a college plan?

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I seem to be having trouble course-correcting my eating from the weekend (she typed, while tossing back a fistful of dry Froot Loops).

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@TemerityJane I’ve been meaning to apologize for lunge-hugging you on Sunday. I’m just a very, very awkward person.

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“Does her gots a hedgehog? Does her gots a HEDGEHOG?” Sweet jesus what is my moronic babytalking deal with dogs and squeaky toys.

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Whenever I see an email sent to my About.me, I steel myself. Here’s a fine example why.

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@lindabmyers Trivia: that was Rick's sexy British voice on the news radio Tyreese was hearing during his death episode.

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@lindabmyers Did you notice that Rick appeared to have shaved EVERYTHING? Hairless chests don’t belong in the apocalypse.