Just letting everyone know in advance that my 80th birthday party will be 2016 Vine themed— please RSVP with a clip of the vine you wish to embody by June 2081
The other day I turned on the shower, went back to my room to get shampoo, got distracted and then ended up organizing my desk drawer while the shower ran. Completely forgot about my shower. I am literally an npc what is wrong with me
just found out that if there’s a nuclear missile coming towards us the government is gonna give us a TEN MINUTE warning. at that point just don’t tell me?? why would you ruin the last 10 minutes of my entire life
I bought my hamster a brand new $80 tank because she’s precious and the first thing my mom says to me when I finish setting it up is, “so uhh how long do these things live again?” WHY
Sometimes I think I wasn’t a super cringe middle schooler and then I humble myself by re-visiting all the wattpad books I wrote AND photoshopped book covers for
I bought my hamster a brand new $80 tank because she’s precious and the first thing my mom says to me when I finish setting it up is, “so uhh how long do these things live again?” WHY