Derek Grimes

I assess stuff: property professionally; people, situations, and the future for fun. I write for @RedReporter sometimes. You'll probably hate it.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

Astros haven’t been in the NL like half of this timeframe and still have more NL Central titles than the Reds.

[ProGridSports @ProGridSports]

MLB Division Winners since 1995

[Dr. Catharine Young @DrCatharineY]

This past week, the WHO released a report after reviewing the vaccine - autism claim… again.

Formally examined in 2002, 2004, 2012 & now 2025 - across dozens of large studies and millions of children.

Same conclusion every time: vaccines do not cause autism.

[Defector @DefectorMedia]

The CDC is lying about vaccines. https://t.co/iosUwxV9jt

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Joey Votto reportedly drawing interest from MLB’s new media partners https://t.co/fgMulWwlFv

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@CJohn50641 The context is that you’re a fucking creep

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

It’s happening again

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the endless Mariners game is these two tweets having a baby.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@ZHBuchanan Cruelty is the point of this entire administration.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Decent lineup.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Votto. Still. Bangs.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@wickterrell @HawkeyeBrooke You can have 2 weeks of fall in November between 85 degree days and the 25 inch snow storms and you’ll like it.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@80HD_Theatre @UnkRam I looked it up. If you would’ve told me the name I would’ve bet my paycheck he made 15 starts for the Reds in 2015, because that’s exactly the type of guy that made starts for the Reds in 2015.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@OhNoCoop This should be doing better numbers, Coop.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@wickterrell I assume it’s required in Indiana.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

“The numbers don’t lie.”

[Vick @Vick_8122]

Scott Steiner cut his epic math promo 16 years ago today

It’s still one of the greatest promos of all time

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@ShouseAshleigh I think you know this running back.

[Jared Kelly @Jared_Kelly7]

Best Indiana TD of the night goes to this little guy. Carved up Indiana’s defense.

Awesome moment to finish the spring game. #iufb

[Jared Kelly @Jared_Kelly7]

Best Indiana TD of the night goes to this little guy. Carved up Indiana’s defense.

Awesome moment to finish the spring game. #iufb

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

Shohei just needs to go play minor league basketball for a few years until this all blows over.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

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[WISH-TV News @WISHNews8]

Breaking: Former Indianapolis mayoral candidate Jefferson Shreve on Friday submitted his paperwork to run for Indiana's sixth Congressional district.
https://t.co/LNqSKJAx8M

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@80HD_Theatre Heck yeah they are brother.

[Derek Grimes @SunnyD1988]

@80HD_Theatre I almost always don’t.