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Sunnyvale Trailer Park Bulletin Board. Greasy stuff.

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Let's get these fuckin' posters out . . . if you're not too fuckin' high!

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Randy, my son is missing and all you can worry about is drugs and fuckin' cheeseburgers?

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Jacob, if the cops pull you over, we don't know you. We'll have to say you stole the car. If it comes to that, blame it on your dummies.

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Gentlemen, the remainder of the track is off Exit 14. There'll be a gentleman named Shitty Bill awaiting your arrival.

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Ready to get behind the wheel of the Monte Carlo?

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

You guys will never, ever, be a Cory and Trevor. Cory and Trevor meant the world to me.

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

Until then, I'm gonna be really, really fuckin' hard on you guys. Especially you, with your fuckin' rooster bald head.

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We're makin' you part of our crew. But right now, you're fuckin' nothin'. You're nothin' until we say you aren't nothin'.

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

You guys shut the fuck up and let the big boys talk.

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

Hey cock-a-doodle fuck and ketchup chip. Get in the fuckin' car, now!

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

Changed your look a little bit, have you Jacob? . . . Lower your fuckin' drink in front of Julian! Respect!

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

He's got on a black t-shirt, black goatee and he's rockin' a goofy little drink. He looks like you, Julian. Without any muscles.

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

Oh my God, that's Jacob Collins. Julian, he's rockin' your look hard!

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Wanna see Mike Clattenburg's NEATO rap video? It's dope as fuck: http://t.co/DX92ymao

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

Jim, I know shit about you. You know shit about me. That makes us shit brothers.

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

Burgers were good to me, and they're good to you.

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

Listen, boy, while you're under my roof, it's my rules. And burgers is all about them rules.

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

What's with all the dye, and the beard, and the weights? Who are you tryin' to look like?

[trailerparkboys @SunnyvaleTP]

I'm tellin' you, Bubs. Smokin' dope and playin' with model trains is a good fuckin' time.

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The personal train of Patrick Swayze. De-he-he-hecent!