They wore red hats for him.
They wore ear bandages for him.
They wore diapers for him.
They wore garbage bags for him.
Now they cheer wars, shrug at high gas prices, call inflation “freedom” and are totally cool with pedophilia.
MAGA are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
One day the sun will come up…
The birds will be singing…
The coffee will be the best it’s ever been…
And the fucker will be gone.
It will be absolutely beautiful.
Will be interesting to see @foxnews try to shovel this horse balls of a deal down its viewers throats, and explain why allowing Iran to have $25 bills and control of the strait and keeping their nukes is making America great again.
Good luck
Florida is ready for something better.
A new Change Research poll shows us leading Byron Donalds in the race for governor. It’s clear Floridians are responding to a message focused on lowering costs, protecting freedoms, restoring decency, and delivering real results.
This is momentum. Now we keep going.
Florida can be better.
And together, we’re going to prove it.
Ho Lee Shit! Trump flew all the way to China to inform Chinese people that Chinese restaurants exist in America. Sweet & Sour Jesus, this fucking wonton is one egg roll short of a combo platter.
🚨BREAKING: Florida voters and pro-voting group Equal Ground Education Fund filed a lawsuit Monday challenging the GOP’s new congressional gerrymander, urging a court to block the map for violating the state constitution’s ban on partisan gerrymandering. https://t.co/QNQPyYUwLx
Mifepristone is a safe, essential medicine that so many women depend on in some of the hardest moments of their lives. When access to this care is taken away, the need doesn’t vanish. It just becomes harder to meet—and far more dangerous.
Last year, while visiting Louisiana to understand how the shifting landscape is affecting our communities, I heard heartbreaking stories from mothers denied treatment during grave crises in their pregnancies and doctors forced to delay care when every minute counts.
Friday’s ruling is a blow to families across the country, who suffer when women are stripped of the ability to make decisions about their own health and futures.
Everyone deserves health care that’s guided by science, not politics.
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Florida is not a Bible camp. Florida is Vegas with humidity, beaches, casinos, yachts, strip clubs, swingers, pills, poker tables, private parties, and a state government pretending it’s running Sunday school while half the state is one bad decision away from a Netflix documentary.
So when DeSantis stands there selling Florida like it’s some holy conservative promised land, I need everyone to stop and look around. Tampa is not a monastery. Miami is not Vacation Bible School. Orlando is not exactly a purity retreat. Palm Beach is not full of saints clutching pearls and reading Proverbs by candlelight. Florida is one of the wildest, most contradiction-soaked states in America, and everybody knows it.
You’ve got strip clubs, sex clubs, swing clubs, naked communities, gambling, poker tournaments, sports betting, mega-yachts, club drugs, trafficking problems, offshore billionaire behavior, and entire social scenes built around excess — and these people still get on TV acting like Florida is the last moral fortress of Christianity.
Please.
Florida is not holy because you slapped a Bible verse on a campaign ad. Florida is not pure because you yelled “parental rights” while casinos print money and clubs stay packed. Florida is not righteous because politicians perform Christianity for cameras while the state runs on tourism, temptation, cash, secrecy, and controlled chaos.
So spare us the fake sermon. Spare us the sanctimonious cosplay. Spare us this Disneyfied “faith and freedom” branding when the reality is strip malls, strip clubs, sports books, swingers, yachts, trafficking investigations, pill culture, club culture, and billionaires doing whatever the hell they want behind gates, velvet ropes, and international waters.
Florida is not a conservative Bible camp.
Florida is a sunburned empire of sin wearing a cross necklace for the photo op.
And DeSantis can take that fake holy-state sales pitch and shove it straight into the nearest Hard Rock poker table.
Anyone who is wondering why DeSantis is waiting to sign the new Florida map it is because he is scared he will lose in court. I beat Republicans before when they broke the state constitution by partisan redistricting and I will do it again.
Here are my receipts.
They love to tell us what an alpha male and tough guy Donald Trump is, but he’s sitting in the Oval Office right now saying he fears for his life because of a meme made entirely of seashells.
My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked. Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected given his pattern of behavior.
But that is the problem. Because when that level of disrespect from the highest office in the country repeats itself, it starts to trickle down into our culture and define what power looks like, shaping how boys and plenty of men see women and girls and what they come to accept as normal behavior.