𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

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’‘ 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘝𝘌 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘖𝘛 𝘚𝘈𝘙𝘎𝘌'𝘋! ’‘͏͏͏͏͏͏
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[Dr. Harold P. Coomer, Ph.D. @N0THINGTHERE]

Did you know, Gordon? They're going to publicly execute Super Mario on March 31st!

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

( #FRIDAYATIKEA )

( he stops. . .
Looking the other Red Team Member up and down through night vision. )

What're you doin', soldier?
Quit goofin' around and help us find those desk lamps!

[PYRO. 🔥 @pyroIand]

[ #fridayatikea ]

[ Lights are off, holding a lighter, walking around before bumping into @SuperCoIoneI , instinctvely backing up, almost about to pull out their shotgun. Oh wait. This dude is Red? Stopping. ]

Mmhm? Hmph?

[ Confused. Are they red. ]

[‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ┊ⅺ. @Iuminousmark]

‍ ⠀⠀
‍ ⠀⠀
#FRIDAYATIKEA

ㅤ

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

( #FRIDAYATIKEA )

You will check out the bathroom furniture. And you will do nothing else.
( cocks his shotgun. )

[SIMMONS @simmcnsized]

Yes, sir! I'll go look into cabinets and shelves! We could use some more ways to organize.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#FRIDAYATIKEA

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

( #FRIDAYATIKEA )

Well boys. . .
We can finally furnish the base with whatever our hearts content! Let's get shoppin'!
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[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

[ #HighTideHavoc ]

’‘ Boys. . . . . .
They did it again. ’‘

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

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’‘ None'a yer' business —
Why don't'cha crawl on back to wherever you came from, and let me tinker in peace! ’‘

[Amber Cousland ⚔️🛡 @Highever_shield]

@SuperCoIoneI

“ What are you building now ? “

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

[ #ANDTHENTHERESCHUNKY ]

’‘ Please stop bringin' us to these things. ’‘

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

》 #DededesNewYearsBash

’‘ Why do we keep gettin' invited to these things. . ? ’‘

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

Looks on in absolutely horror and insatiable anger.

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

Picks up @ProtxctMeCone

by the neck.

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

Says the weird blue lady.

Her words don't seem to affect him. Physically.

[𝓡UINED. @RAMPANTPSYCHE]

———- Hm.

𝑊𝑒𝑖𝑟𝑑𝑜.

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

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’‘ Yes. . . ’‘

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖑𝖚𝖊 𝕭𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖉 @TheCockyCyan]

❝How many cutouts do you even have?❞

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

Life's full of unanswerable questions.
This is one of them.

[𝓡UINED. @RAMPANTPSYCHE]

Why — does he have a cutout of Master Chief?

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

Looks at Master Chief.
Looks at Master Chief Cutout.

Looks at Master Chief.
Looks at Master Chief Cutout.

Looks at Master Chief.
Looks at Master Chief Cutout.

’‘ Which one's is th' real one?! ’‘

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

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’‘ Red Team Drip. ’‘

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

[ the mjolnir armor is protecting him from the storm. ]

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

ZzZzZzZzZz...

[𝑺𝑨𝑹𝑮𝑬 @SuperCoIoneI]

All the.. pretty colors are statin' t'..

Make me feel kinda funny. Got a lil' tickle in my tummy. What's goin'—

[ he proceeds to face plant in the dirt. ]