Andrew Painter appreciation post:
-23 years old
-First playoff appearance
-Out of the bullpen as a starter
-0 runs allowed
-Gets a 3-inning save in a game that went to extras
Round of applause for the kid👏
There's still a 12-year-old boy alive in my soul, screaming:
One real dude named @elonmusk is actually turning our childhood fantasies into reality—
@SpaceX rockets touching the stars
@Tesla self-driving cars
@Grok a machine that talks, teaches, and plays like a true friend
@Tesla_Optimus robots working alongside people
@Neuralink telepathy linking brains to the world
@X the platform connecting everyone, everywhere, freely
I'm just proud—honored—to play even a tiny part in accelerating the future that 12-year-old kid always dreamed of.
LFG 🚀
1. I haven’t upgraded my phone in 5 years
2. I have two $11 subscriptions
3. I don’t use ubereats
4. I don’t buy coffee
5. I don’t go on vacation
6. I have a used 2010 car that I bought
7. I don’t go clubbing
8. I don’t buy weed or have a booze habit
9. I cook at home 6/7 days of the week
Still can’t afford a house. Cool, cool.
Everyone else walkin off the field while Castellanos sprints from RIGHT FIELD past all the dodgers to go straight to comfort Orion Kerkering is awesome man
Say what you want about Nick, but he’s one of the few bats to show up (again) and he’s a hell of a teammate
@MLBONFOX I want to know who that woman is. At that moment, that guy had feelings for that team he's probably never had before. She's probably watched him bummed out every year at this time. That's love and she's awesome for that.