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The Man Who Sold The World.
Tambourine Man.
#BrandComWala
#RealEstateWala
#RockNRollWala

#SpirituallyDude😎

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

@realDonaldTrump is #Andhbhakt

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

"He's a very tough negotiator. U look at this man. I'll give U a lesson. He's most beautiful-looking man. He looks like an angel. But actually, HE'S TOUGH AS HE'S A KILLER. But he looks so good. So he gets you by surprise"

Bas Kar Pagle, Rulayega Kya?😂😂

[Amit Shah @AmitShah]

Well played #TeamIndia 👏

Formats, places, and dates may change, but the result of #IndvsPak remains consistent.

Congratulations to the entire team.
#T20WorldCup

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Indeed!!
Shameless @kunalkamra88 @raghav_chadha @ravish_journo

#Kudos to @letsblinkit @ZeptoNow @Olacabs @Uber_India @bigbasket_com @Swiggy @zomatoa

#antinationals #Jobs #India #JobsIndia

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

Number of Jobs created by Blinkit : 1,85,000+
Number of Jobs created by Zepto : 1,20,000+
Number of Jobs created by Big Basket :80000+
Number of Jobs created by Zomato : 5,50,000+
Number of Jobs created by Swiggy : 6,90,000
Number of Jobs created by Urban Company : 40000+
Number of Jobs created by OLA : 1 million+
Number of Jobs created by Uber : 1.4 Million+
Number of Jobs created by Rapido : 8,00,000+

No of jobs created by Kunal Kamra : 0
No of Jobs created by Raghav Chadda : 0
No of Jobs created by Ravish Kumar : 0

People who have created 0 jobs are questioning people who have created million of Jobs in India!!

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

👉Priyanka Vadra 'sold' a painting for ₹2.5 crores to Rana Kapoor of Yes Bank. Surprisingly that after 2014, artist inside her died & she couldn't sell single painting worth ₹100
👉Wife of CONgress' AK Antony used to sell paintings to State-owned Air India. Surprisingly Air India stopped buying her paintings after 2014.
👉Robert Vadra stopped buying land in Haryana after 2014.
👉After 2014, P. Chidambaram never grew crops worth ₹6 Crores on his fields."

Why so? What changed?

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Tell me this tweet is AI-generated without telling me it’s AI-generated. @Microsoft

#SatyaNadella #ModiGovernment #NaMoSarkar #Microsoft #Asia #India

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

Thank you, PM @narendramodi ji, for an inspiring conversation on India’s AI opportunity. To support the country’s ambitions, Microsoft is committing US$17.5B—our largest investment ever in Asia—to help build the infrastructure, skills, and sovereign capabilities needed for India’s AI first future. @PMOIndia

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Somewhere in #Asia, #award-winning #journalists must be choking on their coffee …
Because this guy @ravish_journo just turned the Ramon #Magsaysay award into a full-on #comedy show 😂
The jury really said: ‘Let’s go #viral!

#PutinIndiaVisit #PutinVisit #Putin #ModiPutin

[Nehra Ji @nehraji778]

"पुतिन को भारत नहीं बुलाना चाहिए

क्योंकि पुतिन पर अंतरराष्ट्रीय अदालत मे वारंट जारी है "

---रविश कुमार

👉 अबे लोमड़ी के, यही पुतिन 2 महीने पहले अमेरिका जा चुका है

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Yes, grab them by their balls and squeeze until they scream in pure agony — a public service reminder so no one even thinks of pulling such stunts again! @bjpmaharashtra3 @bjpmaha @BJPMH @bjpmh09 @Dev_Fadnavis

#Marathi #Hindi #Mumbai #LocalTrain #UBT #MNS #Justiceforarnav

[पाकीट तज्ञ @paakittadnya]

Glad to see @BJP4Maharashtra protesting for justice for Arnav Khaire.

Let's hope the perpetrators are caught and their mastermind apprehended as soon as possible.

@Dev_Fadnavis ji. Do not let us down.

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Congratulations @annamalai_k

[APR @amarprasadreddy]

Let's congratulate @annamalai_k Avl on becoming IRONMAN 🔥👍🚩

He successfully finished
1.9 KM sea swimming
90 Km Cycling
21 Km Marathon

In 8hrs 13 mins.

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

@grok Thanks for the confirmation, @grok, Nation and these three monkeys @RahulGandhi @TejashwiOffice @yadavakhilesh need to know the truth!!

#IndiaAllaince #BiharElection2025 #BiharPolitics #Pappu #YogiAdityanath

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Hey @grok who are these monkeys?
1- Pappu
2- Tappu
3- Appu

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

"You must've heard of Gandhi's 3 monkeys. Today, INDI has 3 monkeys: Pappu, Tappu & Appu. Pappu can't tell truth, Tappu can't see truth, Appu can't hear truth..They divide you in castes, invite infiltrators & betray national security"

We all know Pappu. Who're Tappu & Appu?😂

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Yes, Sardar Patel imposed a temporary ban after MK Gandhi’s assassination, but he also lifted it himself once the inquiry found no involvement of RSS.

Patel didn’t frame or abuse RSS, he upheld law and order as a responsible Home Minister.

RSS respected his decision then, and PM Modi respects him today, because both understand Patel acted out of duty, not hatred.

That’s the difference between political propaganda and historical truth.

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Not sure how true this is, but if it is — then Pench trip is officially on the cards! 🍻 Time to “procure” some legendary Home Made Liquor and chill with Raju while we decode why exactly “India is not for beginners!”

@RKGunnewar @Chilled_Yogi @prashen

#Pench #TigerReserve

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

@darshal_ AI

[Saravanaprasad Balasubramanian (Modi ka Pariwar) @BS_Prasad]

The President of Ukraine reduced a fairly progressive country to ruins just for NATO membership.

He also gave away approximately 30% of the country's territory to Russia, which it will never regain.

And most tragically, he killed 400,000 people, forcing millions of them to wander aimlessly as refugees. And the US announced that Ukraine can never become a NATO member.

Countries are not run by jumping around like monkeys wearing white or green T-shirts, —be it Ukraine or India.

And one more important thing:
Zelensky's mother is of foreign origin, and so is Pappu's mother here.

Remember the words of the great policy maker Chanakya, A person born to a foreign mother can never be a patriot.

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Hello @Cyberdost @CybercrimeCID @CyberHelpline helpline 1930 is not working. Details provided on https://t.co/vj2CmmGnTy are invalid. Why @HMOIndia is misleading public by spending taxpayers money on Cybercrime advertisements?

#Cybercrime

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

@Cyberdost @MahaCyber1 Helpline 1930 is not responding, & the contact details of Nodal C C Officers is invalid. I had registered a complaint on 5th Sept, but the status is still pending. Requesting immediate assistance as the information on the Cybercrime portal appears outdated.

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

@Shankar_Live nicely composed. Loved it!! @prasoonjoshi_

[Shankar Mahadevan @Shankar_Live]

Happiest birthday to our dearest Hon. Prime Minister Narendra Modiji . Thank you for inspiring all of us . ‘Vandaniya hai desh mera ‘ is a dedication to you for your leadership and vision for our Bharat . @prasoonjoshi_ @PMOIndia

https://t.co/VTqqpiamHk

[Prime Minister of Israel @IsraeliPM]

Happy birthday to my dear friend, Prime Minister @narendramodi.

Together we will take our partnership to new heights.
🇮🇱🤝🇮🇳

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

@Cyberdost @MahaCyber1 Helpline 1930 is not responding, & the contact details of Nodal C C Officers is invalid. I had registered a complaint on 5th Sept, but the status is still pending. Requesting immediate assistance as the information on the Cybercrime portal appears outdated.

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Not just delivered, he's setting new game rules! @vonbrauckmann

#Ukriane #UkraineWar #RussianOil #Trade #RussiaUkraineWar #trumpdead #ModiInChina #modivstrump #modichinavisit

[Patrick Brauckmann 🕉️ @vonbrauckmann]

A masterclass has just been delivered to the world.

[F0LD M0NK @SuperMonk5]

Kudos to @MEAIndia & @PMOIndia for their slick 6-point stand on Russian oil!Navigating global pressures with finesse, securing energy like a boss, & keeping India's interests first. Diplomacy with a dash of swagger!

Now #Pappu gang can cope harder!!

#EnergySecurity #ModiMagic

[Randhir Jaiswal @MEAIndia]

Statement by Official Spokesperson⬇️
🔗 https://t.co/O2hJTOZBby