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[Funk 🦆 @SuperSamFurrer]

@gucci1017 burr

[Funk 🦆 @SuperSamFurrer]

@ImNotSeriousBro Less than 50% of britons think they could take down a goose???

[𖦹 @swirldaworld]

culinary school students be like “bruh i got spaghetti due at midnight 😰”

[Funk 🦆 @SuperSamFurrer]

do paper cuts still exist?

[Funk 🦆 @SuperSamFurrer]

@SirYacht_ u gonna kayak up it or down it? it makes quite the difference

[Billy Griffin @BillyGriff16]

Nice try, April Foolers. Nice try #kobe

[Fernando Alonso fan account @HerrPajor]

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[Funk 🦆 @SuperSamFurrer]

@joerogan you should interview Jamie

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[Funk 🦆 @SuperSamFurrer]

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[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Choose Potato.

[Funk 🦆 @SuperSamFurrer]

@lil_geeb no way February 29th is #56

[Mr. Solo Dolo @_KillaaKam_]

Shoulda named that shit Dónde cause where tf it at 😭

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[Buckeye Donuts @buckeyedonuts]

Rest In Peace Curtis

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Top 5 best feelings excluding sex (which I’ve heard is great):

1. Your team winning a big game
2. First beer on vacation
3. Getting into bed after long day
4. Waking up to realize you have hours until alarm goes off
5. Backyard pee after having a few

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

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