SuperValuCustCareNot

Parody SuperValu Customer Care with no owl bullshit, just saying it how it is. If ye don't like it feck off because the customer is always wrong.

[Tony Connelly @tconnellyRTE]

NEW: The UK is due to pay €10.9 billion to the European Union this year as part of the Brexit financial settlement, according to figures published today.
That will mean an estimated outstanding bill of €30.9 billion on 1 January 2023.

[Sarah @Sal_feeko]

Stephen Nolan and his team at BBC have edited this out of the playback of today's show. Just as well it was captured live, would be terrible if it was retweeted far and wide...

[Dunnes Cust Care not @DunnesStoresCC]

@woolleymurphy @dunnesstores @merrionstreet Shopping in Galway & Dublin during a global pandemic? I thought you had to stay in your county & going less than 5k Maybe things are different up on your high horse galloping around Ireland Madame We’re glad you won’t be calling again & please stay at home #COVID19ireland

[Michael Forde 🇺🇦 @MikeFordie]

@dpdireland this how your driver delivered our @DunnesStoresCC order. Good thing we decided to leave dinner plates till next time. Will probably order them from someone with a different delivery partner.

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

@Photos_Ireland @SuperValuIRL Somebody was groping the aubergines this week so we put them in bags before anyone started to interfere with them

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

@DarraghMuldoon @SuperValuIRL Sounds a bit saucy Darragh do tell?

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

@Del_101 @SuperValuIRL You must want to complain about something

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Most of the Irish football team are not from Ireland https://t.co/46z7wqcbDH

[Declan Walsh @deckie]

In @supervalu clifden - Union Hall Smoked Irish Salmon.
Origin:Scotland
😯

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Should have went to Specsavers https://t.co/wg8qxMNvWe

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Please let us know where we can get any other "gifts" you get https://t.co/MlxPTsPtRX

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Oh no! https://t.co/qTPQWptszA

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Do you think they stuck up their own arses? https://t.co/4tNFMO8ST9

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

We don't care https://t.co/IwXwOvAvNc

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Not feckin wise! https://t.co/GRYOm51sGK

[declanfahy @declanfahy]

A Night Of Chocolate Butter Biscuits @SuperValuIRL thank you for the memories https://t.co/dPX0gm3yPN

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Did you drink it all on the way home? https://t.co/Boi0gNycsU

[Sarah Trotman @SBrogan83]

If you're looking for a nice bottle of wine this evening, this is fab. Picked it up in @SuperValuIRL

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

We've done out squats, happy slapped the cleaner, sang a song and prayed for Brangelina Lets get ready to retail !

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

You hacks have loads of euro to pay fines https://t.co/tRumFHUcxr

[Amanda Brunker @AmandaJBrunker]

@KieranDineen @SuperValuIRL I parked right outside the front door. Never thought for a second it would be a ticket situation. I'm raging 😡

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Quit gurning & cough up https://t.co/AZTDuvDp0p

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

Well spotted #CoolFail https://t.co/tTZoPhy7fx

[SuperValuCustCareNot @SuperValuCusCar]

We've done our star jumps & released our trapped wind It's buy one get a child free day. Let's get ready to retail !