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[ReomaArt @ReomaArt]

My favourite thing about this show is that Ted and John almost never actually contribute to the plot. They just sit in the corner quipping while Matty, Susan and Blaire advance the episode's story and it's never not hilarious.

[🧃Butters🧃 @Butters_Sunkist]

Gonna go for an overused classic instead

[Malik @_muhleek]

Gotta respect Optimus cause he never held any mercy with his opps

[밍 the Merciless @DarthGrando]

I bust out laughing every time I see this scene. Shia is a genuinely funny dude

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

can’t please everybody

[Nom DeGuerre @accusedarsonist]

Let's play a game. What if I stood on the street outside his home, documented his comings and goings, and sold those records for money... how long until I’m arrested? And how are my actions materially different than the intended function of his product?

[Squidbunny 🐰🐇 @jr_taurus62289]

“This is getting worse by the hour”

[Yung Devo @holysmoks]

This is why they want people to show ID to be on the internet, so it’s easier for the ruling class to punish you

[MakroArt @makro_art]

>Valve shuts down the steam store
>My PC stays a PC

>Sony shuts down the playstation store
>My PS5 is now a paperweight

Why is this so complicated to understand for some people

[HeroHei @_Hero_Hei_]

> AAA studio with toxic positivity culture puts out overpriced corpo slop
> gets criticism online
> plays victim

Next, gaming journalists will write about how "evil gamers are hurting innocent devs" because they just want people to unquestionably "consume product"

[VoidTheSpy @VoidTheSpy]

watching this makes me sad

the player can’t fail, they can’t pick a different route, and there’s no clever shortcuts or bonuses for doing well

if you suck, the guy will slow down

if you do great, the guy will speed up

the interaction will last exactly as long as it needs to for you to cross an invisible checkpoint marker

maybe you press x once or twice, but all you’re doing is holding the stick forward - maybe it even runs for you???

I dunno, it’s just sad really

it just feels so empty

when you play retro games there’s this sense of creativity, freedom, and enjoyment from the dev team

can they be crunchy in places?

absolutely

but at least it’s MEMORABLE

this game will be forgotten almost immediately after it comes out, and it will have contributed nothing to the medium

[VISCERAL @zvis_ceral]

Alright

[Choctopus 🐙 @ChoctopusYT]

$20 for Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald is pretty reasonable

[Neet @neet_sol]

40 hours a week for 40 years

[Kipling @sergeantkipling]

The Zoomer Problem