My sisters friends dad (1970) hated a possum that would pass through his back yard. One day he opened the slider, went outside and killed the possum with one bat blow. He walked back to the slider, clutched his heart, fell face first and died. The end.
@RealRodLacroix HR abruptly ended an interview I was having with no explanation. Later advised by email they’d searched my history on Google. There’s a pedo with my same name & middle initial on the opposite coast, 10 years older & serving life. Tremendous vetting 😃
@1ssve Our place hired an efficiency expert who interviewed each of us ‘Confidentially’, then one of the owners called me out on what I’d said. Learned the hard way to shut the fuck up at work.
@WalterTheGolden Walter is honestly my favorite doggo and Twitter barely lets him in my feed. I’ll see Walter like once a month and have to go looking 👿 👿👿
Is there a combination of 5 bands you’ve seen live that you truly believe you’re the only person alive who’s seen all 5 of them in a lifetime? I’ll go first 😊
Beatles
Sique Sique Sputnik
Dead or Alive
Jaco Pastorius
Menudo
Found a 78’ flyer with Social Distortion opening and told our drummer Sandy Hanson I didn’t think the show actually happened. He said it totally did, and Mike Ness was just the guitarist as they had a singer named Tom Corvin. No recollection, mind blown! 😝
In the 70's, my friend saw the legendary Joe Pass at The Golden Bear, and Martin Mull (also a fine guitarist) was sitting behind him. Pass tore through Cherokee, and when was over Martin said to his wife, "Remember when I was playing that the other night? That's what I meant."
@Variety When I was with Hughes and they were doing yet another huge layoff, we all got a happy, excitable email, “Hughes is getting down to fighting trim!” We were supposed to root for them cause there was less staff to pay and more work to do. Yea!
@alt_w_v_g Our MAGA owner made everyone in our 200 person company donate toys each Christmas, never donate a thing himself, then have the local Chamber of Commerce photograph him in front of the giant pile for press release photos attesting to his big heart ♥️
@historyrock_ Saw Johnny (Mellencamp) Cougar getting pelted opening for Rainbow, mostly cause his obnoxious balding bassist was egging the crowd on. John turned on the, “We were partying in the parking lot before the show!” bro speak and completely won the crowd back 😊
@s8n 1966ish my class took a bus from Whittier to the Helms Bakery plant in Los Angeles. They showed us how they made everything, and we all got an awesome bag of baked treats when we left.