Alex

Jerry is here ☮️🎶🍄🌞

[Alex @Supermackie18]

@36ftv I’m still searching for the “take a burp back” episode

[Alex @Supermackie18]

My toxic trait: shamelessly taking 4 days to text back, then expecting a response within the hour

[Alex @Supermackie18]

I CANT BELIEVE REALITY IS SUBJECTIVE

[Alex @Supermackie18]

@36ftv I only came on here to ask which episode “take a burp back” is in? I need a good laugh!!

PS I listen to you guys every night at work. It’s like you’re my co workers 😜 peace and love 💗

[Alex @Supermackie18]

Hello, goodmorning, I am in excruciating pain, my uterus is trying to kill me. Happy birthday to me

[Alex @Supermackie18]

This is rude right? I feel personally attacked

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Alex @Supermackie18]

@sarahforbes96 Rude

[Alex @Supermackie18]

@gregisanegg @Sethrogen God please go back to that

[Alex @Supermackie18]

So I just found out @Sethrogen is obsessed with plants and I immediately reverted to my high school state of existence

[Alex @Supermackie18]

oh dont mind me im just having my daily nervous breakdown over all the helpless babies needlessly slaughtered so humans can enjoy their murder meals and cheese

[Alex @Supermackie18]

Did you know Hitler was vegan

[Alex @Supermackie18]

@JackMcEathron Let me retweet you this is so pure

[Alex @Supermackie18]

I CANT BELIEVE REALITY IS SUBJECTIVE

[Alex @Supermackie18]

I just overheard a dude say “I don’t like led zeppelin. Like at all.” And I’m now questioning my existence on this earth

[Alex @Supermackie18]

It’s absolutely disgusting when boys on tinder get personally offended and call you a bitch for not messaging back?? Like I didn’t realize I owed you my life because I swiped right ya fuck

[Alex @Supermackie18]

I’m just looking for a hot skateboarding dude, help a girl out!!!

[Alex @Supermackie18]

I want to follow donald trump because he’s hilariously stupid but I don’t want it to go to his head yanno

[Alex @Supermackie18]

places to go / things to see downtown ottawa?? help me out

[Alex @Supermackie18]

I just love drew carey