Superman

Orphan Alien with dual personality disorder stuck on Earth. PARODY ACCOUNT / Not associated with Clark Kent.

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@LeadingReport Nothing new then…

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@BlaireWhite 👍

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@curiosityonx Give a chance to a mild mannered reporter. 👓

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@DowdEdward Much needed. Thank you

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@therealbrom Does “reversing time” count?

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@Reeseforsure 🤔

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@ScottiePippen Emoji missing a curl

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@WilliamShatner I can always reverse time 😉

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@digijordan Not for me

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My kryptonite is kryptonite.

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@ChrisUKSharp Word

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@APompliano Duh 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Ashtronautgirl Yes 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@nypost There goes my private life…

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@ElizabethHolmes Like a legal alien…

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@NBCNews There goes my private life 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@TIME There goes my private life 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@FoxNews There goes my private life 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Independent There goes my private life 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@SkyNews Oh no.
There goes my private life.