Andrew Halloran

My name's Andrew.

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

@Hertz Yo where's my goddamn Premium Emergency Roadside Assistance??

We've been stuck on the side of a narrow high-speed w a flat tire for goddamn 3 hours!

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

& ended on a dropped pass from a RB
...
what could be more Iowa football than that.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

that last Colts drive felt like watching Iowa Football...

and burning the timeout to dial up that play for a 3rd string RB was so bad

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is bullshit. Iowa won. I am boycotting Minnesota football for the rest of the year

[Dan Burns @kilroi22]

MiniPIX EDU is a cool new device from @Advacam that shows radiation tracks, identifies radiation type, and displays a radiation energy spectrum. The ed price is a little over $2000 but that is a lot of 💥 for your 💰 if you teach radioactivity. https://t.co/oK8SS4gKyk

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

Step back for a second. Trump got a Fox News reporter — the serious one, but still — to moderate the first debate. And he's managed to force the moderator from Fox News to basically scold him all night.

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

This bitch don't know bout Amendments

[Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn]

We will never rewrite the Constitution of the United States.

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Like Kaepernick, Reid is being blackballed for wanting killer cops to stop getting away with murder.
https://t.co/BzlyKF6rq7 via @deadspin

[Eric Reid @E_Reid35]

2/2 business climate. As such, Roger Goodell uses video of Colin courageously kneeling to legitimize their disingenuous PR while simultaneously perpetuating systemic oppression, that the video he’s using fights against, by continuing to rob Colin of his career. It’s diabolical.

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

NFL week 1 MVP

[Eric Reid @E_Reid35]

1/2 What the @NFL is doing is half-hearted at best. @nflcommish has gotten comfortable saying he “was wrong” as if his mere acknowledgement reconciles his admitted wrongdoing. He hasn’t even called Colin to apologize, let alone reconcile, proving this is only PR for the current

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

😬

[POLITICO @politico]

BREAKING: The Navy upholds the firing of the aircraft carrier commander who raised the alarm about a Covid-19 outbreak on his ship in March https://t.co/Dofg07xfJC

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

TL;DR Get a VPN

[Ron Wyden @RonWyden]

Fifty-nine members of the Senate just voted in favor of my amendment to block warrantless government surveillance of Americans' browser history. It failed by just one vote. McConnell is that much closer to giving Bill Barr the green light to spy on Americans' private information.

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

"It is policymakers’ decision to put on our big boy and big girl pants and say it is the lesser of these two evils."

@RepTrey after you put on your big boy pants can you tell us which family members are you willing to sacrifice to the economy?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Didn’t you just put a doctor on your show who faked their employment at Lenox Hill hospital and touted a COVID “treatment” that you tweeted & Twitter had to remove because a man may have died trying self-administer it?

I’m sorry, why are you on TV again?

[Liz Halloran @EAHalloran]

Think about this as you're writing that unexpectedly, eye-poppingly large check to the IRS in the next few days. https://t.co/1G3CoWIJ48 via @nbcnews

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

The streak of not loosing a sock in a load of laundry ended today at 4 months & 3 weeks. This broke the record by 4+ months. #DamnSockGnomes

[Andrew Halloran @SupermandrewH]

Whenever weathermen announce cold fronts in a cheerful way I want to punch them in the jejunum.

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

[あいれむ(遠征後) @CelloMetalgirl]

死ぬほど笑った

[The Meadows NYC @themeadowsnyc]

coming this fall to the Citi near you 🌎 RT for a chance to win VIP tickets! #themeadowsnyc