John Mahoney

quite considerate sociopath

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

Next debate should involve a "paintball penalty" where a pannel of 9 journalist from varying publications have buttons triggering paintballs to strike the candidate if on any singular lie 8 of the 9 journalists agree the candidate outright lied their chest gets a splat

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@OneShotRPG "I'm sooo sick of all these talkies! I came for the moving pictures!"

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@elopabop Sorry for your loss

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@elopabop That's awesome!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Barbara Walters knew Donald Trump was a FRAUD.

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@LastWeekTonight can you please look into why i'm seeing more infomercials for products that seem fine but end with a closing announcement letting you know production is shutting down? Like Lizard Flare or ID Police. Is it legit or some weird advertising scheme?

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

Months ago Elon says,"no deal too many bots"

Twitter says, "but contract though"

Then Elon says, "oh right. Take briefcase. twitter polls are good ways to make policy decisions right?"

Did i get that right?

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@hiallmikehere His highness of hydration

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@elonmusk You missed a space and added a"v"

Just a heads up

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

After listening to Trump's speech annoucing his re-election bid I can safely say, "I have not missed hearing the weird way he breathes. It sounds is like he is trying to dry out his dentures and it is disgusting."

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@mina_bloom_ @pksmid More to be read as this paper unfolds

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@breefrmtx Apparently goldfish can make their way back though

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@OneShotRPG @melerella Congrats

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

I have friends who will get upset and heated during board games because the person who owns/teaches us the game doesn't explain the rules to the point everyone is an expert, and they always claiming foul play.

As a drunk who plays by his own rules, i am often unfazed and losing.

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@_sarah_mags_ You get it.

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@_sarah_mags_ Is this Like Mike?

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

"...and your thoughts on Limp Bizkit?"

"Well obviously, Fred is the Durst..."

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

Art dealing is the OG cryptocurrancy for dirty money laundering.

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@ToniPreckwinkle I would like to sincerely apologize to you and the rest of Chicago. I made a big mistake back in 2019. I wasn't alone in making that mistake but it was a f@*k up.

[John Mahoney @Supertology]

@NatTheYounger Very good question