Next debate should involve a "paintball penalty" where a pannel of 9 journalist from varying publications have buttons triggering paintballs to strike the candidate if on any singular lie 8 of the 9 journalists agree the candidate outright lied their chest gets a splat
@LastWeekTonight can you please look into why i'm seeing more infomercials for products that seem fine but end with a closing announcement letting you know production is shutting down? Like Lizard Flare or ID Police. Is it legit or some weird advertising scheme?
Months ago Elon says,"no deal too many bots"
Twitter says, "but contract though"
Then Elon says, "oh right. Take briefcase. twitter polls are good ways to make policy decisions right?"
Did i get that right?
After listening to Trump's speech annoucing his re-election bid I can safely say, "I have not missed hearing the weird way he breathes. It sounds is like he is trying to dry out his dentures and it is disgusting."
I have friends who will get upset and heated during board games because the person who owns/teaches us the game doesn't explain the rules to the point everyone is an expert, and they always claiming foul play.
As a drunk who plays by his own rules, i am often unfazed and losing.
@ToniPreckwinkle I would like to sincerely apologize to you and the rest of Chicago. I made a big mistake back in 2019. I wasn't alone in making that mistake but it was a f@*k up.