@ghoulhag straight men: here’s now to make me orgasm
gay men: here’s now to make me orgasm
lesbians: here’s now to make me orgasm
straight women: i dunno, fucking figure it out loser
Princesses r wrong btw they always have birds around them which is a false depiction since bird r more in fear of women than men btw a prince should have birds around him
I’ve legit seen a wife who hasn’t had sex with her husband in 5 years be genuinely shocked and crushed that he’s having an affair. This level of cognitive dissonance is bugged out to me 🤣