Amree Burton

❤️

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

Rip dolly fr

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

RIP my family loves A.I 🫯🫪

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

You die in a pyrocrastic flow

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

My girlfriend of two years told me to download WhatsApp…..
#wheredoigofromhere

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

If the hantavirus people won’t quarantine or isolate themselves, they should release their identity and see how quick they’ll isolate once everyone knows who they are.

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

Being in love with a med student is getting asked “what’s your favorite bacteria?”. (There’s no place I’d rather be)

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

How much aura do I lose for crying to Whataya want from me by Adam Lambert?

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

The Marvel Phase 4 announcement seemed very optimistic that the human race would last that long

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

My biggest h8er is my bully girlfriend 🧎‍♀️🤨

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

I MISS IN THE 90s and 2000s WHEN WOMEN WORE REALLY COOL BELTS ALL THE TIME

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

The urge to Gangnam Style is still heavy, I fear.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pls

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

Y’all can’t comprehend going to an arts school when Royals by Lorde came out

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

my doctor prescribed me “hundreds of kisses from a brown eyed girl that never stops yapping”

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

Creating us in sims so we can Woohoo to have kids
#lesbianism

[Moose @703Moose]

That’s amazing can I get a bud light please

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

“I promise not to do a stein hoisting competition with our baby in my arms”
- the girlfriend

[Amree Burton @SureJan02]

Bottom line is I am ❤️FUCKED❤️

[Letty @borntopiss]

call me haitian the way i be eating her cat