Salvador Dali

I tend to lump all my giraffes in the bathtub.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@sing_songer @lcalablaster @actordougjones I was blocked too. No problem. Too bad she is distributing so much blame to others but can’t take her own inventory!

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@sweetNancy90 @sing_songer He has over 63,000 followers, many of whom tweet something to him every day. It’s impossible for him to see everything or respond to everything, especially with how busy he is. His lack of response doesn’t mean he’s ignoring you. It means he’s way too busy!

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@sweetNancy90 @sing_songer I looked and it seems you made your post asking Doug to “give you a sign” a day ago. He was at the Ottawa comic con for the last 2 days meeting thousands of fans and signing autographs for them. Last night he flew back to Toronto and is back on set filming this morning.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

I am a shaking sieve, complimenting all the gastropods on their anniversary.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@sweetNancy90 @actordougjones He just gave you a massively kind compliment and you totally bypassed it.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@sweetNancy90 @TianaMori Huh? Yes, he posted wishes the day before. But he said “I hope you have a happy one”, meaning, he hoped that you would have a happy birthday on the 7th. He already gave you wishes for a happy birthday. He gave you what you wanted.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@sweetNancy90 @TianaMori If it has nothing to do with her, why do you make the comment on her page?
The actor Doug has posted his birthday wishes for you on your Instagram already. He gave you what you asked for. Why do you demand more?

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

I have no daughter! I have only legions of pastrami tulips upon the raging sea of buffalo.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@whatmaddness Yeah sorry but he looks like a real slimeball.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

Amigos, saben que la exhumación no me causa daño, sólo reúne mis partículas onduladas con la nave nodriza, vibrando en el pantano cósmico.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

Friends, know that exhumation causes me no harm, it only reunites my undulate particles with the mothership, vibrating into the cosmic bog.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

The bridge crumbles, my pantaloons swelling with conviction.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

Darling, your widow's peak conjures memories of a waffle farted upon by a passenger pigeon. #surrealistcompliments

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

Pisé a la luna, rezando para que los heliotropos pasaran por alto mi traición.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

I want to apologize for that day when I extrapolated your Toblerones into the stratosphere.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

Whispers of collard greens remind me of that one time in Cape Town when I was a pumpkin.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

I am mayonnaise in the mire, a wafer thin bard on bent legs.

[Salvador Dali @SurrealForReal]

@ThePlaylist Dear friend, how I recall! Him and I once ate a tank full of quarks.