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Full-time Palliative care doctor. Part-time wannabe climber. Wishes it was the other way round.

[grunthos1 @grunthos14]

I had a guy in my Army Reserve unit whose civilian job was to clean up death scenes.

Every month we'd gather 'round to hear his grisly stories. Things like, 5 people drank too much in their hot tub, passed out and died... and weren't found for over a week!

One story was a 700lb man who was cremated. He started a grease fire because the bucket that catches the "drippings" backed up into the combustion chamber.

He said the worst part is that the crematorium was right next to a KFC and he started wondering where they got their grease from?

[Moonlight 🌙 ✨ @Moonlight_myths]

A few months before the divorce, I secretly started my own business. Something small, but with real potential. I used the quiet to focus. Hustled behind the scenes. And when everything hit the fan for him... my business exploded. , I got a new condo, fully paid. A new car, in my name. And a peace he'll never know again. The last time I saw him, he looked broken. He asked if we could talk. I smiled and said, "Sure... but you'll need to schedule it through my assistant."He wanted a war. I gave him silence. And in the end? I won everything. I felt so liberated

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@DGlaucomflecken Yes. Just like you don’t want to eat a soufflé made by someone that hates to cook, please stop forcing those of us that aren’t interested and *good* at it doing needless research!!

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@davepl1968 Oh GOSH. I LOVED playing this!!

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@EM_RESUS Lil’ pain crisis (what an oxymoron)

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@balelorn2 @theepicmap This map tells me everywhere I don’t wish to visit in Canada 😂

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@marklewismd 😂 I’m always extra thrilled when my geriatric patients gaze up at me (with dense cataracts) and tell me I’m beautiful.

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@_hxrrybxtt I have no idea why this popped into my feed (and I’m probably dating myself) but I once heard “25 minutes too late” played at a wedding. Horrifying.

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@doclauravater 💯!! The lack of proper off days definitely do not help as well. I routinely start to question if life is really worth living after working 19 days straight. Then I have a blessed weekend off, a good night’s sleep and then suddenly things look brighter again.

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@TRHLofficial “Late 1900’s” ouch

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@plainoldgrumpy This popped into my feed randomly. Deepest condolences to you.

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@doclauravater Outrageous. Obviously nothing is better for burn out than mandatory wellness modules!

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@StevieBhoy1985 Not sure why this popped into my feed, but I would like to say GO FOR IT!

I have done many trips as a female solo traveller and it’s well worth it.

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@olsonplanner Definitely not. Random colleagues text me about patients even when I’m 8 time zones away. Also, I always end up worrying about some of the sick / symptomatic patients when I’m home

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@FollowTheBirbs Maybe I should try that next! Slowly trying to wean them off just seeds and pallets has been hard. All your birds are so adorable ❤️

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@MaxJLHardy There are times where I’d like a tea like that, milk with a splash of tea!

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@ClementLeeMD Hemoptysis UGH

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@FollowTheBirbs This is genius!