SurrealScotsman

Just a nonsensical Scotsman with too much to say & opinions, a lot of which I can't really back up with intellectual discussion.
Sub on YouTube -

[OpenArt @openart_ai]

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[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

'More Monsters are coming!' - https://t.co/DfCO9Vpbg0

#minecraft is scary!

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

Someone forgot you need to pay for things from a shop.
- https://t.co/mv0pSHGyLT

#mountandblade

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

Old Scotsman fails badly at love & decides to come home.
https://t.co/Y6G3LQa0Pg

#mountandblade

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

This took me a second.. 🤯

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

this is so embarrassing 💀

[Falldown.Stream @FalldownStream]

Wednesday Nightmare Speedish run in @StateOfDecay! Let's go crush some hearts. https://t.co/h5g6fGd8jg

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

1st time playing #minecraft with my eldest daughter.
The fact she started jumping to help daddy 'bop the monsters' with no prompting was just too much 💕

"But more monsters are coming!!"

https://t.co/1bU0B3VTwS

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

#stateofdecay @BrantFitzgerald, @Rangutang, @MarkLautenbach - I'll be coming back shortly ;) - <3

I apologize in advance....

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

What's it been, 5 years?

Regretably the mad-man wants to play games again & ridicule himself for the enjoyment of others.

It's a shame to regret many things your brain says, you've just got to roll with it!

https://t.co/REnsOk6mhv

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@Weazel_1991 What the actual fuck @Weazel_1991 :D lol - Madness bro <3

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@JackPosobiec 1st 2 shots self-defence
3rd shot = Attempted murder

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@TheWhiteHorsePu We have a burger for £4.99 which is 10% beef & 90% shit.
We have a burger which is £19 & is 95% beef & 5% spices.
Yeah bro, burgers cheaper down the road!

Ehh.... You're a moron!

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@Verpion @LoganPaul @PrimeHydrate @KSI You absolute bell-end.

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@NoContextBrits The casual racism.

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@pindaPanda30i @GaryLineker Buying @SalfordCityFC & running them into the ground out of spite.

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@LockBettingCom @piersmorgan You're a sports betting "company" getting all personal on Twitter? lol

Utterly unprofessional.

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@knofun @BrianNorgard @naval So Twitter sucks then?

I mean that verification mark wasn't earned was it?

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@elonmusk @business Well this is embarrassing @business

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@SassyAngel112 Congrats by the way :)

[SurrealScotsman @SurrealScotsman]

@SassyAngel112 Don't focus on trying to "create the perfect day". The $$ you spend on a wedding day is just a waste - If your love is strong, what's wrong with a small ceremony, dedicating your <3 for each other and then using money for an utter insanity of a honeymoon / deposit on house etc.