Your Muse Victoria

Girth Queen▫️$33+ to DM▫️I have a website for a reason 👇🏻 use it ▫️backup @yourgodvictoria

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

"but if you don't make p*rn what do you post on your OF?"

Well...

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

I'm usually not a smoothie girl, masticating is my jam n all, but I was feeling lightheaded after the gym and had them create this weird combo green smoothie for me-- peaches, berries, banana, cucumber, spinach, and avocado. Looks like vomit, tastes incredible

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@John18Hamilton I did, I went to the ER when it happened and they found nothing 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

Had my annual with my dr this morning and my blood pressure was 98/72 and my (non-fasting) glucose was 59??? Am I dying?? How was I upright???

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@John18Hamilton I passed out mid sentence a few months back with no warning tho

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

Me and who 👀
Jk me and my man, sucks for y'all tho 🤪

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@PatsKam Taco bell and zax sauce are exempt from this observation

[anna ⧗ @natsmocha]

How men look at you when you tell him to block his rapist buddy male friend

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@fitty_d @mollydixx I'll hold it and load 4k or something like that 🥵🥵

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@anactualwalnut Built for this life 🤌🏻

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

Free task: get a side hustle and send it all to me

[Brieanne 💋 @brieannnneee]

Idk who needs to hear this but An extra $50 a day is 1500 extra a month.. an extra $100 a day is 3k month. You better go find yourself a side hustle.

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@girthmasterr The type of dick attached to the loml

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Your mistake was thinking Gavin Newsom would need a woman or POC running mate. You are not ready for the scale of dark woke that is coming.

[Victoria @yourgodvictoria]

I trigger, you send
Easy peasy! No thoughts necessary

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@ntltcimh Oh that's def a dude

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@mollydixx The universe was telling you to dump the litter box

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@roweruins Klarna for subs 💕

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@goddess_peytony Idk but that manager did retire after that sooooo lol

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

Our post office got struck by lightning like 2 or 3 years ago and it just finally opened back up this week 😂😂😂 I really thought it was gone forever tbh

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

Starving but the thought of making anything sounds awful, I'm locked in hell 😭

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@anactualwalnut Greece and I'm coming with thank you

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@anactualwalnut Oh we had a drunk kickball league too. And we went as a group to the Guinness world record bar crawl in Savannah 😂 I still vacation with several coworkers too! I've been lucky tho like these are all people I would *want* to spend time with if I had met them elsewhere

[Your Muse Victoria @SurrendertoVi]

@anactualwalnut We had a brewery next to my office (legit shared a parking lot) so a LOT of socializing before 5pm occurred lol