Surreyalist

Surrealism isn't a style of art, it's a way of life.

[SantiagoArt @SantiagoArtis]

Julio De Diego
Surrealist Figures in the Desert, 1955
Private collection, Long Island

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@EricHuxter Over 30mm in one hour at Ham island, old Windsor!

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@EricHuxter Again your posts are unavailable apart from this one!

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@EricHuxter @metoffice Hi Eric, looks like your replies have been blocked from the Met Office site.
If you were wondering why they didn't get any views.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

I need the government to lock up criminals, defend the nation, build infrastructure, collect the bins, and a few other services - basic research etc. I’m not an anarchist or anything.

What I don’t need from the government is moral instruction. I don’t need them to tell me how to raise my kids. I don’t need them to nudge me into better dietary choices. I certainly don’t need them hamfistedly backdooring my devices to check I’m not doing anything they don’t like.

GTFO of my life, thank you. You’re not smarter than me, you aren’t qualified to manage me, please leave me alone.

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@54JohnBull @cfs_jo My 17 year old nephew fitted mine while he was a trainee Ac engineer.

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@GBPolitcs I wish every MP would do the same thing, but for about the next three years.

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@metoffice

[David Icke @davidicke]

What is 'fuck off' in Ethiopian?

[Liam Halligan @LiamHalligan]

THIS COMING FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, May 8th/9th, I am once again riding the annual "Duchenne Dash" – cycling from London to Paris in 24 hours to raise money for Duchenne UK.

The Dash began in 2013, happens every year – and I've ridden every one. This year, to mix it up a bit, I'm on a tandem, joined by one of my oldest friends, Serge Kogan, who has just flown in from California, at his own expense, to do this ride with me.

Today, straight from the plane, Serge travelled from Heathrow to Saffron Walden and headed out with me on "The Beast" - my trusty two-handed bicycle.

This is his first time on a tandem - and he is a little nervous about riding this machine 300km with me in 24 hours. It's a long way -and riding a tandem up hills (including the South Downs) is tough, given that you can't stand up on the pedals.

But we have a few rides pencilled in before Friday, and I'm sure he'll be OK ... if a little saddle-sore by the time we reach the French capital.

Please support this worthy cause if you can – every penny is gratefully received – and help the superb parent-run charity Duchenne UK continue to fund the development of treatments for a particularly nasty and fatal form of muscular dystrophy.

https://t.co/8hLsBtqlwd

[Claudia Bryan @ClaudiaBryan01]

I had a house here for 28 years.
I was the Secretary on our local Resident’s Association.
For years we tried to block the Government and developers from ruining our Countryside.

We lost.

This will be the last memory we have before the land is covered in new housing.

Our Countryside, nature and natural lungs lost to greedy profiteers with no vision.

Kent, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@DanTakesOnFooty Sorry missed the last 2
Yeovil 0-1
Rochdale 4-0

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@DanTakesOnFooty I barely agree on a single one.
So in the same order :
BW 2.1
Tammy 1-2
Aldershot 1-2
Alt 1-1
Boston 0-1
Carlisle 2-0
Fg1-1
Scunthorpe 1-2
Southend 3-2
Woking 1-2
Judge me on Saturday night

[MikeD @mjdaly57]

Rachel Reeves has been the Labour MP for Leeds West and Pudsey since 2010 and is currently Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Rachel has been a source of controversy and speculation in recent years regarding her claims and conduct. She was found to have rented her London home without a licence, to have inconsistencies on her CV regarding her banking career, and to have allegedly misled the public over financial issues.

Rachel is a member, officer and former vice chair in the lobby organisation Labour Friends of Israel. She was the ‘keynote speaker’ at LFI’s 2025 end of year luncheon at London’s Park Plaza Hotel.

Rachel was very much involved in the plots, coups and leadership bids that aimed to remove Jeremy Corbyn as leader of The Labour Party.

Rachel has received the following donations and perks:

£175,000 over several payments from businessman and former Chairman of Lloyds TSB Sir Victor Blank. These donations were to support Rachel’s ‘Parliamentary work’.

£167,774.27 x 11 payments from the Trevor Chinn, Gary Lubner, Martin Taylor funded/Morgan McSweeney/Josh Simons run consortium @LabourTogether

£26,210.00 x 3 payments from Trevor Chinn.

Approximately £55,000 from Gary Lubner to ‘support (Rachel’s) office as Shadow Chancellor.’

£60,000 x 5 payments from Tony Blair associate and the founder of Portland Communications @PortlandComms Tim Allen (often spelt Allan in professional contexts).

£1,250 from Labour Friends of Israel for a trip to Israel. ✈️ 🇮🇱

£99,500 x 4 payments from Lord David Sainsbury.

£99,000 from The Green Finance Institute. @EnergyLiveNews

£60,000 x 3 payments from the CEO of private water industry firm EWaterway Ltd Alison Wedgwood. 💦

£5,000 from Lord Phillip Harris.

£27,142.09 x 5 payments from @fgs_global including £12,929 for a reception following Rachel’s speech at the 2024 Labour Party Conference. 🥂

£852 from @TheCityUK for a dinner at the 2023 Labour Party Conference. 🍲 🍷

A bottle of wine valued at £30 from the Betting and Gaming Council @BetGameCouncil 🍷

A bag of cosmetics valued at £1,250 from @Founders_Forum

£330 in tickets and hospitality from the @BetGameCouncil for a concert. 🎶

£27,500 from Lord Clive Hollick.

£4,767 from Juliet Rosenfield.

£10,000 from the banker Ian Cornfield.

£10,000 x 2 payments from football regulator David Kogan. ⚽️

£40,000 x 4 payments from gambling industry tycoon Neil Goulden. 🎰

£10,000 from the former CEO of @SkyBet Richard Flint. 🎰

£20,000 from Baron Bernard Donoughue.

£2,385 in tickets and hospitality for matches from @the_LTA for @Wimbledon 🎾

£1,710 in tickets and hospitality from @Channel4 for the @BAFTA awards. 🎭

£677 in tickets and hospitality for the kite festival.🪁

£12,800 from Richard Parker and annual use of his holiday home. 🏖️

£4,566 from Commercial Estates Group Ltd.

£660 in tickets and hospitality from the @BBC for The Proms. 🎶

£998 from in tickets and hospitality from @NTLive for performances at The National Theatre. 🎭

£1,100 from @havenleisure for a short break. 🌞

£360 in tickets and hospitality from @LloydsBank for the Chelsea Flower Show. 🌹

£699 in tickets and hospitality from @UKMusicMediaTV for an Adele concert.🎤

With her salary of approx. £200,000, expenses (£40,000+ claimed since 2024), generous donations, rental income, book advances, many media appearance fees, allowances and perks, Rachel has done very well in her career as an MP at Westminster.

Rachel initially voted to retain the two-child benefit cap, voted to scrap the winter fuel payment to pensioners, voted for the welfare changes that will bring future uncertainty and hardship for people who are disabled and unwell, voted against an inquiry into grooming gangs and voted to scrap trials by jury.

‘The Labour Party - Working For You’.

@UKLabour @RachelReevesMP @PudseyBranchLab @Channel4News @_LFI #LocalElections #LabourDoorstep @itvnews @BBCNews @GBNEWS

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@Oiosaila @DerbyshireHag @SamaHoole Most of the beef imports are from Ireland. Which is even wetter than the UK.

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@exRAF_Al That explains why nobody in Eastbourne speaks English.

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@lizzieharvie @RunnymedeBeat Three male students have injuries, I don't know how bad, two stabbed the other was cut on the head.

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@ShaymenHXFC @RedBlueAndy @TimboATFC @OfficialShots It's been raining here for about 2 weeks apart from one day, everything is absolutely soaked.
If it's raining again tomorrow morning like it's forecast I'll be amazed if the game is on.

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@RizomaSchool If there's only one thing Britain and Ireland aren't jealous of, it's music.

[RemediosVaro.art @VaroArte]

Cara con Cabellera de Liquen, 1947
#RemediosVaro #art #surrealism
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