Surrey Problems

Live in Surrey- Godalming/Guildford? send us your 'problems' & if they're funny i'll tweet them. The original page & idea.

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

@ComeDineWithMe #godalmingcomedinewithme must happen!!

[Come Dine With Me @ComeDineWithMe]

@Godalmingjazz Hosts from #godalming in March. We need U! Put #Surrey on the foodie map. Fancy it?!! Email [email protected]

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Anyone else thought the Barclays bird could be the father of the twitter bird?

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Haven't tweeted in a while. Been gap yah'ing. As, by the looks of twitter and Facebook, so has everyone other Tom, Dick and Harry

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Looks like summer coming to a close, time to move from the outdoor pool, to the indoor pool, round up the dingys 🏊 #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Godalming Sainsbury's is closed? Let's Petition to keep the riff raff out of Waitrose. #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

http://t.co/BswOAj3o4M

[Dr Jon Sowman @jonsowman]

Think this sums it up #surreyproblems @SurreyProblem

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

"Neck Nominate" videos appearing over every form of social media. Nip this issue in the bud and identify these twats asap. #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

“@DailyMailUK: Daredevils go wakeboarding in flooded car park http://t.co/9GhxeAlUo3” #surreyproblems

[ollie @olliev_n]

@SurreyProblem #reasonsnottoshopintesco the 'banter' presented by their twitter page is threatening to the upper class

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

#reasonsnottoshopintesco we want to go food shopping- not go to a jumble sale

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Funny #reasonsnottoshopintesco will get a RT

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

#reasonsnottoshopintesco it's tesco.

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

#reasonsnottoshopintesco inadequate amount of soy sauce in their sushi packs #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Oh smashing, more rain. Shame the girls who practiced the trout pout all through year nine can't swim as good as trouts #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

My plans for New Years Eve? Avoid Guildford. #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Christmas selfie #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Oh great, an orange in my stocking? Well let me just go put that back into the fruit bowl from whence it came. #surreyproblems

[Surrey Problems @SurreyProblem]

Hold on, daddy bought me a range rover without a personalised number plate? Take it back, Idiot. #surreyproblems