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Currently being held on a train because there’s a swan on the line… #SurreyProblems
No better start to the day than your card getting declined in waitrose 😩 #surreyproblems
Given I live 300m outside the M25 I can still go to Waitrose but not to the nearby M&S. I feel I can now look an old Berliner in the eye #surreyproblems
My weathervane has developed an incredibly annoying squeak, yet it’s about 3 metres out of reach. This could be a long year. #surreyproblems
I'm literally wearing a freaking mask and the guy passing me on the sidewalk takes off his headphones and says to me "Hey, you wanna buy some weed?" #surreyproblems
Got fed up with the hysteria about the weather so thought I would head down to the local pub and have a full English breakfast and read in the @spectator about how #Brexit got done. #Surrey #SurreyProblems #BritishProblems #BritishIndependence
Walking the dog who then decides to bark at the moon. Would not mind but I am in my PJ’s and now the neighbours know. #surreyproblems #DogsagainstBrexit
@Kalle_Cartel @LisaMHancox @Kleenex_UK Imagine my surprise to see that @LisaMHancox does in fact moan all the time about the most petty problems ever. #Surreyproblems #Moaner
@vickyfox06 @LisaMHancox @Kleenex_UK @mothercareuk If you’re worrying about other, more important things, I’m guessing you don’t live in Surrey, work in PR whilst being consumed by skiing, Yoga and Pilates ?
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Received a fat tax rebate and I told myself I was going to put it into savings. Yet here I am scanning the Burberry website like an upper middle class Tory xxx #surreyproblems
Dear #Surrey parents & carers- don’t take kids sledging on Juniper Hill! The gorgeous rare breed cattle means there’s tons of cow pats just under the snow! #SurreyProblems #moguls
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Stunning morning down in Farnham - though the outdoor swimming pool down at the end of the garden is frozen over #SurreyProblems :-)
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When you smell gas so call the emergency gas man, then wonder if it could, in fact, be your new Mulled Wine reed diffuser 🤔 #SurreyProblems
Not sure if gun shots or firecrackers 🤔 #Surreyproblems
I’ve just watched a man buy his 3yr old girl coconut water, this has to class as child abuse #surreyproblems #saturdaystarbucks
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